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"Rate my foolish conversations"

It’s late…..might as well make a dumb drunkcow topic. These are comments me and my friends have said online in the past. They seemed funny at the time and I thought I’d show you all how stupid me and my friends could be when we are about to fall asleep.

Rank them if you please. Enjoy


1. This was me when I was looking for my shirt for work but couldn’t find it in my crap hole I call a room. I swear if I would of complained like this a little more I would of started growing a rack.


drunkcow321: damn I have nothing to friggin wear today and my butt hurts and I can’t friggin understand why the heck my brother keeps leaving his dirty friggin socks in my room.
deadsmile: i guess this is like... pms for guys or something...
drunkcow321: either that or I’m becoming gay.
deadmile: have you been bleeding….down there.
drunkcow321: no
deadmile: definitely gay
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2. This is Josh attempting to make a gay joke. It ends up backfiring pretty nicely.


evilpie (7:58:05 PM): Anthony... I am very ashamed of you.
evilpie (7:58:16 PM): I thought you only had sex with me.
evilpie (7:58:20 PM): MEN*
evilpie (7:58:27 PM): CRAP THAT WAS A BAD TYPO!!!
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3. This is Josh trying to playfully flirt with Anton’s sister but not remembering that Anton has been using her name for about a week.


evilpie (5:54:27 PM): *fap fap fap*
SassyBlueC (5:54:33 PM): :-*
evilpie (5:54:36 PM): hey baby
SassyBlueC (5:54:41 PM): hey sexy
SassyBlueC (5:54:44 PM): im alone
evilpie (5:54:45 PM): ai mami
SassyBlueC (5:54:52 PM): im touching myself
SassyBlueC (5:54:55 PM): ahhhhhhhhh
SassyBlueC (5:54:58 PM): o yea
SassyBlueC (5:55:00 PM): yesss
evilpie (5:55:04 PM): AI! AI!
evilpie (5:55:06 PM): AIIIIII!!
SassyBlueC (5:55:42 PM): :-*
evilpie (5:55:42 PM): hhahaha I love you vivian
SassyBlueC (5:55:42 PM): Dude…..this is anton….
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4. Josh and Chris comparing notes.


evilpie (10:00:39 PM): I have 500 megs of porn :-)
evilpie (10:00:43 PM): *hugs dsl*
frame (10:00:43 PM): only 500?::shakes head in shame::
frame (10:00:51 PM): amateur
evilpie (10:00:52 PM): On this PC...
evilpie (10:00:59 PM): I have 4 terabytes on a linked network...
evilpie (10:01:06 PM): but that's still n00bl3t stuff for me.
frame (10:01:16 PM): oh, ok, now you gained some respect from me
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5. Josh describing his perfect girl


evilpie (1:49:27 AM): girlfriend willing to play halo with you > girlfriend willing to bang you.
evilpie (1:49:37 AM): sad but true.
sfxpx (1:50:15 AM): thats pretty damn kool cause there's not that many chicks into video games
evilpie (1:50:26 AM): seriously
evilpie (1:50:44 AM): Most girls are just like "Oh cmon lets bang"
sfxpx (1:50:48 AM): yeah
evilpie (1:50:52 AM): And then you're all like no not now I'm playing CS
sfxpx (1:51:00 AM): rofl
evilpie (1:51:00 AM): And then they get mad and bang you anyways.
evilpie (1:51:08 AM): And you end up with like blue fingers.
sfxpx (1:51:10 AM): lmao
evilpie (1:51:13 AM): Because you WANT to shoot.
evilpie (1:51:34 AM): But then some girls are like "Oh hey lets bang"
sfxpx (1:51:40 AM): HAHAHAHA!!!
evilpie (1:51:42 AM): And you're like oh not now I'm playing halo.
evilpie (1:51:53 AM): And then they're like move over, cuz halo > sex
evilpie (1:51:59 AM): That's the kind of chick I want.
sfxpx (1:52:13 AM): roflmao!!!
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6. Anthony ends up getting to detailed.


evilpie (4:50:12 PM): Dude you know what scares me?
BlackMetalGoth (4:50:15 PM): WHAT?!
BlackMetalGoth (4:50:19 PM): WHAT SCARES YOU?
evilpie (4:50:20 PM): I'm so scared that one day I will be in Canada...
evilpie (4:50:30 PM): And out will pop up a lone Frenchman...
evilpie (4:50:36 PM): Armed only with a white flag.
evilpie (4:50:41 PM): And then he will proceed to kick my ass.
BlackMetalGoth (4:51:14 PM): ????
evilpie (4:51:22 PM): Isn't that scary dude?
BlackMetalGoth (4:51:24 PM): THAT WOULD SUCK A HUGE WHITE PLUMP JUICY AMERICAN PENIS!
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7. Mark is more interested in Jacob than in two smoking hot girls at school


Awesomeman: dude look. The first dream I had, I had really big testicles.
Chickenfeed: okay
Awesomeman: And in my second dream I saw those two hot chicks from our school only wearing one article of clothing
NoImCooler: ahahahhahaha wait! Forget that…how big were your testicles!

8. Me attempting a stupid joke.

drunkcow321 has entered the chat room
drunkcow321: Oh. Oh yea baby. *moans*
drunkcow312: Crap wrong window
drunkcow321 has left the chat room
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time for sleep….


DRUNKEH

hold me

Hug me

I love ya guys

4 was rubbish.

2, 4 and 5 were better.

Drunk Cow wrote:
> evilpie (4:50:12 PM): Dude you know what scares me?
> BlackMetalGoth (4:50:15 PM): WHAT?!
> BlackMetalGoth (4:50:19 PM): WHAT SCARES YOU?
> evilpie (4:50:20 PM): I'm so scared that one day I will be in
> Canada...
> evilpie (4:50:30 PM): And out will pop up a lone Frenchman...
> evilpie (4:50:36 PM): Armed only with a white flag.
> evilpie (4:50:41 PM): And then he will proceed to kick my ass.
> BlackMetalGoth (4:51:14 PM): ????
> evilpie (4:51:22 PM): Isn't that scary dude?
> BlackMetalGoth (4:51:24 PM): THAT WOULD SUCK A HUGE WHITE PLUMP JUICY
> AMERICAN PENIS!

You genius.

Heh - cheered me up :-D

I mished u

Number 7 was good. {:)

Pretty darn good that

Well in Cow.

You = winnUr.