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A boy goes to his Dad and says "Dad, what's the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality'?"
And the Dad says "Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with Robbie Williams for £1,000,000 and then go ask your Sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for £1,000,000 and then tell me what you've learned."
So the kid goes to his Mum and says "Mum would you sleep with Robbie Williams for £1,000,000?" And she says "Well, don't tell your Dad but, Yeh, yeh I would!"
Next he goes to his Sister and says "Sis would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1,000,000?" and she just goes "YEH! 'course I would!"
Finally he goes back to his Dad and the Dad says "So, whath ave you learned?"
And the Kid says "Well, I learned that 'Potentially' we are sitting on £2,000,000! But in 'Reality' we are living with a couple of $lapper$."
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Lol! Come on, that's good no?
What did one lesbian Vampire say to the other?
"See you next month"
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LOL! That IS brilliant
But it's not that great either.
Better than Mystiques though.
A boy goes to his Dad and says "Dad, what's the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality'?"
And the Dad says "Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with Robbie Williams for £1,000,000 and then go ask your Sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for £1,000,000 and then tell me what you've learned."
So the kid goes to his Mum and says "Mum would you sleep with Robbie Williams for £1,000,000?" And she says "Well, don't tell your Dad but, Yeh, yeh I would!"
Next he goes to his Sister and says "Sis would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1,000,000?" and she just goes "YEH! 'course I would!"
Finally he goes back to his Dad and the Dad says "So, whath ave you learned?"
And the Kid says "Well, I learned that 'Potentially' we are sitting on £2,000,000! But in 'Reality' we are living with a couple of $lapper$."
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Lol! Come on, that's good no?