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A local business looking for office help put a sign up in the window saying:
" HELP WANTED! Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and be bilingual".
A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped on the chair and stared at the manager, who said, "I can't hire you. You have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog,
"The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. He then demonstrated his expertise with various programs, producing a sample spreadsheet and database. By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said,
"I realise that you are a very intelligent dog and have some fantastic abilities. However I still can't give you the job. The sign also says that you have to be a bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the face, and said, "Meow."
" HELP WANTED! Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and be bilingual".
A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped on the chair and stared at the manager, who said, "I can't hire you. You have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog,
"The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. He then demonstrated his expertise with various programs, producing a sample spreadsheet and database. By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said,
"I realise that you are a very intelligent dog and have some fantastic abilities. However I still can't give you the job. The sign also says that you have to be a bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the face, and said, "Meow."
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Meh. It was ok, but I didn't laugh.
Have a star anyway.
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A local business looking for office help put a sign up in the window saying:
" HELP WANTED! Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and be bilingual".
A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped on the chair and stared at the manager, who said, "I can't hire you. You have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog,
"The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. He then demonstrated his expertise with various programs, producing a sample spreadsheet and database. By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said,
"I realise that you are a very intelligent dog and have some fantastic abilities. However I still can't give you the job. The sign also says that you have to be a bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the face, and said, "Meow."
" HELP WANTED! Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and be bilingual".
A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped on the chair and stared at the manager, who said, "I can't hire you. You have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him and then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog,
"The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. He then demonstrated his expertise with various programs, producing a sample spreadsheet and database. By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said,
"I realise that you are a very intelligent dog and have some fantastic abilities. However I still can't give you the job. The sign also says that you have to be a bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the face, and said, "Meow."