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This was never my paper of choice and when I could I liked to read The Herald but as its so bloody big its impossible to read unless you have a big desk or a floor. So my morning read was the free Metro on the train but thank god some half decent paper has made it a smaller size with no less space for news.

It's genius and I'm please. In another news item, Fanta Apple is a let down.

Ah, but both papers do actually cut bits out from the broadsheet version. I read an article about it some guys paper on the train, whilst holding something unsavoury.

I take the Guardian and it is a substantial broadsheet with big words and swearing. Yes, even the C word. The Sun may have t*tties in it but the hig brow papers have naught words in.

Anyway, it is almost unwieldly and I often force the person sitting next to me to hold it for me, whilst I read my paper. Sometimes I simply chuck the paper out of the window and see how long the person sits there holding it in their hand.

Most days the police are waiting for me at my stop.

Newsflash- I quite like vanilla coke but I never drink it with vanilla ice. He's a pr**k.

Lmao...

Cunning.

Goatboy wrote:
> The Times is also now manageable size, this pleases me.

Been struggling with the opposable thumbs?

the bus this morning smelled like ass

people on the uni bus in a morning read Metro, they think it makes them look smart. it doesn't.

The Times is also now manageable size, this pleases me.
And 819 (coffee extra white extra sugar whipped) from the machine tastes like ass.

This was never my paper of choice and when I could I liked to read The Herald but as its so bloody big its impossible to read unless you have a big desk or a floor. So my morning read was the free Metro on the train but thank god some half decent paper has made it a smaller size with no less space for news.

It's genius and I'm please. In another news item, Fanta Apple is a let down.