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There was a call from a CCTV operator that he could see around 6-10 individuals dressed in suits going in and out of a business building on one of his cameras. Not unusual you may think, but this was at around midnight. About 7 mobiles were dispatched to the area on a silent approach so as not to scare the people off. The camera operator keeps an eye on the people to make sure that they don’t leave.
My inspector arrives first and radio’s to ask which building they were in. A dog arrived and started to search the buildings while another 6 units surrounded the buildings. The Inspector asks the control room to get back into contact with the guy and ask if the people were still there, he said they were as he could see them on camera 8 and see some police on camera 7. the police continue to search.
After about half an hour a message comes over the radio from one fairly irritated Inspector saying either he wanted a pin-point location of these people, or they weren’t there and he would consider arresting the CCTV operator under the mental health act.
15-minutes later a unit arrives at the CCTV room and goes in to see what the operator is looking at. A few minutes later this message comes over the air.
“Um, yeah, we can see you on the camera boss, and we can see the other people in the suits too. The problem is that the people on the other camera are people who actually work here and the operator has hit the replay button by accident and so he has just been watching highlights of the day for the last hour.”
Numpty
My inspector arrives first and radio’s to ask which building they were in. A dog arrived and started to search the buildings while another 6 units surrounded the buildings. The Inspector asks the control room to get back into contact with the guy and ask if the people were still there, he said they were as he could see them on camera 8 and see some police on camera 7. the police continue to search.
After about half an hour a message comes over the radio from one fairly irritated Inspector saying either he wanted a pin-point location of these people, or they weren’t there and he would consider arresting the CCTV operator under the mental health act.
15-minutes later a unit arrives at the CCTV room and goes in to see what the operator is looking at. A few minutes later this message comes over the air.
“Um, yeah, we can see you on the camera boss, and we can see the other people in the suits too. The problem is that the people on the other camera are people who actually work here and the operator has hit the replay button by accident and so he has just been watching highlights of the day for the last hour.”
Numpty
Der Nazi wrote:
> This made me laugh so much!
>
Ditto
> This made me laugh so much!
>
Ditto
you always time it right, monkey_man
And while all this was happening a swan was being buggered. Swan buggerer 1 - Police 0.
Der Nazi wrote:
> This made me laugh so much!
*
I agree.
And no, they don't have to be intelligent. Just over 60.
> This made me laugh so much!
*
I agree.
And no, they don't have to be intelligent. Just over 60.
This made me laugh so much!
And I thought Security staff had to be intelligent...
:)
And I thought Security staff had to be intelligent...
:)
Brilliant! I love knowing that there are people far far stupider than me.
ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> he should be flogged with a cool sack of damp ferrets.
I believe my Inspector used hamsters in the end.
> he should be flogged with a cool sack of damp ferrets.
I believe my Inspector used hamsters in the end.
he should be flogged with a cool sack of damp ferrets.
I don't blame him, it's like his own personal Big Brother show.
There was a call from a CCTV operator that he could see around 6-10 individuals dressed in suits going in and out of a business building on one of his cameras. Not unusual you may think, but this was at around midnight. About 7 mobiles were dispatched to the area on a silent approach so as not to scare the people off. The camera operator keeps an eye on the people to make sure that they don’t leave.
My inspector arrives first and radio’s to ask which building they were in. A dog arrived and started to search the buildings while another 6 units surrounded the buildings. The Inspector asks the control room to get back into contact with the guy and ask if the people were still there, he said they were as he could see them on camera 8 and see some police on camera 7. the police continue to search.
After about half an hour a message comes over the radio from one fairly irritated Inspector saying either he wanted a pin-point location of these people, or they weren’t there and he would consider arresting the CCTV operator under the mental health act.
15-minutes later a unit arrives at the CCTV room and goes in to see what the operator is looking at. A few minutes later this message comes over the air.
“Um, yeah, we can see you on the camera boss, and we can see the other people in the suits too. The problem is that the people on the other camera are people who actually work here and the operator has hit the replay button by accident and so he has just been watching highlights of the day for the last hour.”
Numpty
My inspector arrives first and radio’s to ask which building they were in. A dog arrived and started to search the buildings while another 6 units surrounded the buildings. The Inspector asks the control room to get back into contact with the guy and ask if the people were still there, he said they were as he could see them on camera 8 and see some police on camera 7. the police continue to search.
After about half an hour a message comes over the radio from one fairly irritated Inspector saying either he wanted a pin-point location of these people, or they weren’t there and he would consider arresting the CCTV operator under the mental health act.
15-minutes later a unit arrives at the CCTV room and goes in to see what the operator is looking at. A few minutes later this message comes over the air.
“Um, yeah, we can see you on the camera boss, and we can see the other people in the suits too. The problem is that the people on the other camera are people who actually work here and the operator has hit the replay button by accident and so he has just been watching highlights of the day for the last hour.”
Numpty