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chapter 1:
it was a long night. silent thunder had bearly slept after getting drunk the night before with mates biggie little and El robin. drowning his sorrows after losing his girlfriend for the 182 time, El robin urged biggie little and silent thunder to go down the local boozer. however, El robin fainted and was rushed to the the hospital by bar-tender Der nazi. also, silent thunder had a bit too much too drink, as well as biggie little!
silent thunder had ran out of maxwells coffee, so the only thing to wake him up was a slice of toast. after slipping over a banana skin, silent thunder prepared his toast. He then went to spread the peanut butte, and DISASTER! his peanut butter was gone.stolen.
a note was left, saying: " muhaha, your peanut butter is in my clutches now and will be put into my machine, thereby makiong all peanut butter organic!" signed AZUL.
no!!! said silent thunder, who lost his first girlfriend, and his one true love, by offering her organic tomato ketchup. silent thunder has hated the stuff ever since.
silent thunder then alled on biggie little, who swiflty arrived. as they couldnt be bothered to go and see El robin, they decided to report the crime at the local police station.
" ahahahaha" laughed head detectives paradox and cub!st, after reading the note let by azul.
" you really expect us to believe someone would break into your house just too posess half eaten tub of tesco's crumiest smooth peanut butter?"
" yes replied silent thunder furiously"
ah,went biggie little, angered by cub!st's remarks and laid a massive punch on cub!st which he then fell too the floor.
"leg it" declared silent thunder
on arriving home, biggie little and silent thunderlaughe at what they had done, and realised they alone would have too work out the mysterty of silent thunders peanut butter........
chapter 2:
silent thunder and biggie little decided yoo research on this "azul" guy, with help of fromer hitman english_bloke. english_bloke informed the duo of the danger of azul and how mightluy powerful he, his assistants cwazy wabbit and lindgren, truly where. he then informed them of his former friend but now enemy, GRANDPRIX.
after a brief phone conversation with granprix, the pair had now gained valueable information about the robber azul and planned an invasion onm his organic factory.
But then Der nazi turned up at the house ibforming them that paradox was close too catching them after biggie little's sensational outburst at cub!st, who vowed revenge.
grandprix showed the other a 3d mapof the headquarters of azul.
biggie little took his laptop and hacked inot the maindrive aof azul's computer, finding that azul was having a meeting with fellow peanutbutter manufacturerrs SHEEPY and Bullet.
silent thunder then planned to invade th headquarterts of azul and inform fellow peanut suppliers of the dangers azul posess's to the industry.
chapter 3:
as el robin returned from hospital, he desperately wanted too help, as he was now in the same situatio as biggie little, as he also lais a punch on a cop, this time PC nba legend.
so, el robin, der nazi, biggie little, grandprix, english bloke and gang leader silent thunder.
they sneaked into the headquarters of azul's headquartrs, thistime english_bloke was the guy laying punches, on the guards.
they then saw azul walked past dresses in a tuxedo. they hid behindthe wall,as biggie little took out the laptop and ilent thunder helped him explain their sophisticatde plan.
" we will barge the door down" said biggie little
" and then walk in"
"not exactly thought through was it biggie little" said Der nazi.
"not really!" he replied.
okay, stop mnucking arounde, we will go in on my count said leader silent thunder.
" ut-oh" said grandprix
"what" rebuked english blokw
" imgonna........
BBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..............
"run" yelled el robin
two guards approached, which where laide to the ground by elrobin
" get em" yelled azul's assistant cwazy wabbit
they ran in, nackered.
"what the hell is this" said azul
" you stole my peanut butter" grunted silent thunder
sheepy and black glove where shocked
"is this true"#
" no of course it isnt" said azul
"oh yes it is" said biggie little.
"it's true" said bullet, the assistant ofazul
" you ****" said azul
as azul went to whack bullet, in arrived pc nba legend, who had been spying on the group of silent thunder the whole time.
"your under arrest" said the pc.
"can i have my peanut butter back?" said silent thunder?
"no we need it for forensic evidanc"
NOooooooooooo........
the peanut butter was eaten by the officers down the station and silent thunder never got his peanut butter back!
The end!
it was a long night. silent thunder had bearly slept after getting drunk the night before with mates biggie little and El robin. drowning his sorrows after losing his girlfriend for the 182 time, El robin urged biggie little and silent thunder to go down the local boozer. however, El robin fainted and was rushed to the the hospital by bar-tender Der nazi. also, silent thunder had a bit too much too drink, as well as biggie little!
silent thunder had ran out of maxwells coffee, so the only thing to wake him up was a slice of toast. after slipping over a banana skin, silent thunder prepared his toast. He then went to spread the peanut butte, and DISASTER! his peanut butter was gone.stolen.
a note was left, saying: " muhaha, your peanut butter is in my clutches now and will be put into my machine, thereby makiong all peanut butter organic!" signed AZUL.
no!!! said silent thunder, who lost his first girlfriend, and his one true love, by offering her organic tomato ketchup. silent thunder has hated the stuff ever since.
silent thunder then alled on biggie little, who swiflty arrived. as they couldnt be bothered to go and see El robin, they decided to report the crime at the local police station.
" ahahahaha" laughed head detectives paradox and cub!st, after reading the note let by azul.
" you really expect us to believe someone would break into your house just too posess half eaten tub of tesco's crumiest smooth peanut butter?"
" yes replied silent thunder furiously"
ah,went biggie little, angered by cub!st's remarks and laid a massive punch on cub!st which he then fell too the floor.
"leg it" declared silent thunder
on arriving home, biggie little and silent thunderlaughe at what they had done, and realised they alone would have too work out the mysterty of silent thunders peanut butter........
chapter 2:
silent thunder and biggie little decided yoo research on this "azul" guy, with help of fromer hitman english_bloke. english_bloke informed the duo of the danger of azul and how mightluy powerful he, his assistants cwazy wabbit and lindgren, truly where. he then informed them of his former friend but now enemy, GRANDPRIX.
after a brief phone conversation with granprix, the pair had now gained valueable information about the robber azul and planned an invasion onm his organic factory.
But then Der nazi turned up at the house ibforming them that paradox was close too catching them after biggie little's sensational outburst at cub!st, who vowed revenge.
grandprix showed the other a 3d mapof the headquarters of azul.
biggie little took his laptop and hacked inot the maindrive aof azul's computer, finding that azul was having a meeting with fellow peanutbutter manufacturerrs SHEEPY and Bullet.
silent thunder then planned to invade th headquarterts of azul and inform fellow peanut suppliers of the dangers azul posess's to the industry.
chapter 3:
as el robin returned from hospital, he desperately wanted too help, as he was now in the same situatio as biggie little, as he also lais a punch on a cop, this time PC nba legend.
so, el robin, der nazi, biggie little, grandprix, english bloke and gang leader silent thunder.
they sneaked into the headquarters of azul's headquartrs, thistime english_bloke was the guy laying punches, on the guards.
they then saw azul walked past dresses in a tuxedo. they hid behindthe wall,as biggie little took out the laptop and ilent thunder helped him explain their sophisticatde plan.
" we will barge the door down" said biggie little
" and then walk in"
"not exactly thought through was it biggie little" said Der nazi.
"not really!" he replied.
okay, stop mnucking arounde, we will go in on my count said leader silent thunder.
" ut-oh" said grandprix
"what" rebuked english blokw
" imgonna........
BBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..............
"run" yelled el robin
two guards approached, which where laide to the ground by elrobin
" get em" yelled azul's assistant cwazy wabbit
they ran in, nackered.
"what the hell is this" said azul
" you stole my peanut butter" grunted silent thunder
sheepy and black glove where shocked
"is this true"#
" no of course it isnt" said azul
"oh yes it is" said biggie little.
"it's true" said bullet, the assistant ofazul
" you ****" said azul
as azul went to whack bullet, in arrived pc nba legend, who had been spying on the group of silent thunder the whole time.
"your under arrest" said the pc.
"can i have my peanut butter back?" said silent thunder?
"no we need it for forensic evidanc"
NOooooooooooo........
the peanut butter was eaten by the officers down the station and silent thunder never got his peanut butter back!
The end!
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okay then
<<>> wrote:
> i'm sure i mailed you.
> ah well, i'll email it to you later.
>
> do you like lan di.
Okay then and yes I do like him.
> i'm sure i mailed you.
> ah well, i'll email it to you later.
>
> do you like lan di.
Okay then and yes I do like him.
i'm sure i mailed you.
ah well, i'll email it to you later.
do you like lan di.
ah well, i'll email it to you later.
do you like lan di.
i'm sure i mailed you.
ah well, i'll email it to you later.
do you like lan di.
ah well, i'll email it to you later.
do you like lan di.
<<>> wrote:
>
> p.s. check your yahoo account silent thunder.
I see nothing..
>
> p.s. check your yahoo account silent thunder.
I see nothing..
shut it
One word, quickly followed by a second:
Capital. Letters.
Capital. Letters.
silent thunder do you like "lan di"
p.s. check your yahoo account silent thunder.
p.s. check your yahoo account silent thunder.
FFF - Read the Spastic Ninjas story :-)
L'Azul wrote:
> I do not recall giving you permissive rights to my name.
> I'm going to sue.
Sorry, Sharon.
They all look the same to me.
> I do not recall giving you permissive rights to my name.
> I'm going to sue.
Sorry, Sharon.
They all look the same to me.
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