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The adventures of inspector Lingren
It was 12o clock midday and inspector Lindgren had a lot of time on her hands. All was well in the forums and Lindgren thought she would stray from her usual patrol route to inspect a rather retarded saying “Cheep games click heer” so Lindgren used her free optical mouse she won from her first GAD to click on the banner. A new browser opened and Lingren thought to herself that this would pass the time while she waited for a new post to be written. Lingren read the banner and it was all about the sign up to platinum and GAD rules.
As Lingren got back to her route she had noticed a new topic in the General Chat Forum it was titled “THIS IS TOO MUCH NOW” and she clicked on topic. Lingren was anticipating the window to open and cursed her 56kps dial up connection until the new topic opened. After reading the topic questions came into Lindgren’s head.
Who is shaquill?
Where did he post?
Why have I not heard of him?
Lindgren knew something was up and thought it was her duty to take on this case but before anything could happen it was also her sworn duty to raid the fridge at 8:40 and went to have a look. A sigh came from her mouth as she was only to find eggs, potatoes, cheese, peppers and onions. Lingren gasped she had a vision.
FLASH
“Sorry kids there’s nothing in the fridge your going to have to wait until your mum gets here.”
FLASH
What was going on Lingren thought to her self?
A memory?
Or the future?
FLASH
“Hmmmm what about Spanish omlette?” Said a teenage girl.
“Yea Spanish omelette!” A young boy shouted.
And then in a flat tone a voice said
“Go crack an egg look for the lion egg quality logo.
FLASH
The vision ended and Lindgren got the ingredients out of the fridge, As she was preparing the meal she took pride in her photographic memory and muttered the words to Will Young-Leave Right Now.
Lindgren sat back at her desk and took a bite into the omelette and showed a sign of satisfaction at the decent meal and continued to eat. She was exploring the forums and could not see any sign of posts from the so called shaquill and gave up she had explored all corners of the case and had no leads. Lindgren packed it in for the night and decided to watch the beginning episode of hustler so she shut down her computer and walked to her sofa.
Lindgren tried to get engrossed into hustler but could not help but think that here was more to this case then another vision.
FLASH
A msn window appeared on her computer screen and a conversation between her and britney baby
Lindgren says…
So how come you were a regular just like that?
J Says…
Well my brother was a member once and then he left and I went on his account and thought people were cool left and now im back.
Lindgren…
Hmmm so 2 people on 1 account eh?
J Says…
Yea
FLASH
Of course!
Lindgren ran to her computer and turned it on once again cursing the system for its speed she logged in and clicked on random members stats to find connections between days and post counts and found what she was looking for.
Cwazy rabbit was exactly the same as shaquill the days the word count the post count and the cack names Lindgren had found her culprit but what action should she take?
She scanned for a post by Cwazy rabbit and posted her new revelation it was out in the open and Lindgren had done her job.
So another cased closed for inspector Lindgren and the forums are even more safer but who knows when crime strikes and Lindgren will be on the case. Until next time stay safe and out of trouble. Are these visions actually special powers?
Was that spanish omelette really good?
Find out next time on the adventures of inspector Lindgren
This story is really bad but I thought I would tell you so you read it first and saw this later yes I am evil.
It was 12o clock midday and inspector Lindgren had a lot of time on her hands. All was well in the forums and Lindgren thought she would stray from her usual patrol route to inspect a rather retarded saying “Cheep games click heer” so Lindgren used her free optical mouse she won from her first GAD to click on the banner. A new browser opened and Lingren thought to herself that this would pass the time while she waited for a new post to be written. Lingren read the banner and it was all about the sign up to platinum and GAD rules.
As Lingren got back to her route she had noticed a new topic in the General Chat Forum it was titled “THIS IS TOO MUCH NOW” and she clicked on topic. Lingren was anticipating the window to open and cursed her 56kps dial up connection until the new topic opened. After reading the topic questions came into Lindgren’s head.
Who is shaquill?
Where did he post?
Why have I not heard of him?
Lindgren knew something was up and thought it was her duty to take on this case but before anything could happen it was also her sworn duty to raid the fridge at 8:40 and went to have a look. A sigh came from her mouth as she was only to find eggs, potatoes, cheese, peppers and onions. Lingren gasped she had a vision.
FLASH
“Sorry kids there’s nothing in the fridge your going to have to wait until your mum gets here.”
FLASH
What was going on Lingren thought to her self?
A memory?
Or the future?
FLASH
“Hmmmm what about Spanish omlette?” Said a teenage girl.
“Yea Spanish omelette!” A young boy shouted.
And then in a flat tone a voice said
“Go crack an egg look for the lion egg quality logo.
FLASH
The vision ended and Lindgren got the ingredients out of the fridge, As she was preparing the meal she took pride in her photographic memory and muttered the words to Will Young-Leave Right Now.
Lindgren sat back at her desk and took a bite into the omelette and showed a sign of satisfaction at the decent meal and continued to eat. She was exploring the forums and could not see any sign of posts from the so called shaquill and gave up she had explored all corners of the case and had no leads. Lindgren packed it in for the night and decided to watch the beginning episode of hustler so she shut down her computer and walked to her sofa.
Lindgren tried to get engrossed into hustler but could not help but think that here was more to this case then another vision.
FLASH
A msn window appeared on her computer screen and a conversation between her and britney baby
Lindgren says…
So how come you were a regular just like that?
J Says…
Well my brother was a member once and then he left and I went on his account and thought people were cool left and now im back.
Lindgren…
Hmmm so 2 people on 1 account eh?
J Says…
Yea
FLASH
Of course!
Lindgren ran to her computer and turned it on once again cursing the system for its speed she logged in and clicked on random members stats to find connections between days and post counts and found what she was looking for.
Cwazy rabbit was exactly the same as shaquill the days the word count the post count and the cack names Lindgren had found her culprit but what action should she take?
She scanned for a post by Cwazy rabbit and posted her new revelation it was out in the open and Lindgren had done her job.
So another cased closed for inspector Lindgren and the forums are even more safer but who knows when crime strikes and Lindgren will be on the case. Until next time stay safe and out of trouble. Are these visions actually special powers?
Was that spanish omelette really good?
Find out next time on the adventures of inspector Lindgren
This story is really bad but I thought I would tell you so you read it first and saw this later yes I am evil.
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A woman detective?
*Snort*
*Snort*
Thank you.
*Laughs*
I didn't insult you, I gave an honest opinion.
Ok then.
Firstly, the FLASH thing was a load of crap. It didn't fit for a start.
It was grammatically, and punctually atrocious.
It's not even a "story" as such.
It's a description of an event that occured on here, but with expansion on Lindgren's actions. And poor expansion might I add.
It was quite simply crap. There.
I didn't insult you, I gave an honest opinion.
Ok then.
Firstly, the FLASH thing was a load of crap. It didn't fit for a start.
It was grammatically, and punctually atrocious.
It's not even a "story" as such.
It's a description of an event that occured on here, but with expansion on Lindgren's actions. And poor expansion might I add.
It was quite simply crap. There.
Go write something better then Azul I dont mind bad comments as they tell me where I went wrong but things like that show how retarded you are only having a big enough brain to insult people.
Whats the matter azul reading the dictionary so you can study for your IQ test?
Whats the matter azul reading the dictionary so you can study for your IQ test?
Oh.
I thought it came from your parents.
...
I thought it came from your parents.
...
yes, I'm female, and no my name didn't come from any games/T.V. programmes or films or something like that :P
Lan Di wrote:
> it was really cack.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=understatement
> it was really cack.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=understatement
Well next time there is a story im gonna try and add a 80s style car chase.
Oh im guessing your a girl but are you?
Lindgren reminds me of ff9s Lindblum and Regent Cid who is a man/frog/oglot.
Oh im guessing your a girl but are you?
Lindgren reminds me of ff9s Lindblum and Regent Cid who is a man/frog/oglot.
*runs from Der Nazi*
It's cool Lan Di. Maybe my next case will bring us to stranger places :P
I thought it was funny simply from the fact that I've never been a "feature" in something before :)
It's cool Lan Di. Maybe my next case will bring us to stranger places :P
I thought it was funny simply from the fact that I've never been a "feature" in something before :)
Lindgren im sorry it was really cack.
And I was going to say.
Muttering the wrods to Will Yound-Leave Right Now (No one ever knew why)
And I was going to say.
Muttering the wrods to Will Yound-Leave Right Now (No one ever knew why)
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