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Ok, I seem to be "Mr Black & White" in the FOG, with humorous and witty comments about spanking my monkey.
Well, fair's fair.
I'll admit I use this as an excuse for cheap, infantile laughs, basically to amuse myself and any other poor soul that reads my musings.
However, I am genuinely looking forward to this release, I think it will re-define PC gaming, in the same way as MGS2 will for the PS2.
It's out on Friday, but I'm tracking it down before then.
No idea how or when, but I will triumph.
And over the weekend I'll post a review for the thing, no doubt with some "monkey spanking rocks" type thingy.
In the meantime, let us all bow our heads and imagine a Friday night involving Goatboy frantically slapping his monkey in an attempt to make it perform.
(Oh come on, this game is a pun-godsend, and I cannot pass these opportunities up.)
So Mr Molyneux, thank for for delivering Black and White unto us, and I personally thank you for allowing me to use all my backlog of "monkey spank" jokes.
Well, fair's fair.
I'll admit I use this as an excuse for cheap, infantile laughs, basically to amuse myself and any other poor soul that reads my musings.
However, I am genuinely looking forward to this release, I think it will re-define PC gaming, in the same way as MGS2 will for the PS2.
It's out on Friday, but I'm tracking it down before then.
No idea how or when, but I will triumph.
And over the weekend I'll post a review for the thing, no doubt with some "monkey spanking rocks" type thingy.
In the meantime, let us all bow our heads and imagine a Friday night involving Goatboy frantically slapping his monkey in an attempt to make it perform.
(Oh come on, this game is a pun-godsend, and I cannot pass these opportunities up.)
So Mr Molyneux, thank for for delivering Black and White unto us, and I personally thank you for allowing me to use all my backlog of "monkey spank" jokes.
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Ok, I seem to be "Mr Black & White" in the FOG, with humorous and witty comments about spanking my monkey.
Well, fair's fair.
I'll admit I use this as an excuse for cheap, infantile laughs, basically to amuse myself and any other poor soul that reads my musings.
However, I am genuinely looking forward to this release, I think it will re-define PC gaming, in the same way as MGS2 will for the PS2.
It's out on Friday, but I'm tracking it down before then.
No idea how or when, but I will triumph.
And over the weekend I'll post a review for the thing, no doubt with some "monkey spanking rocks" type thingy.
In the meantime, let us all bow our heads and imagine a Friday night involving Goatboy frantically slapping his monkey in an attempt to make it perform.
(Oh come on, this game is a pun-godsend, and I cannot pass these opportunities up.)
So Mr Molyneux, thank for for delivering Black and White unto us, and I personally thank you for allowing me to use all my backlog of "monkey spank" jokes.
Well, fair's fair.
I'll admit I use this as an excuse for cheap, infantile laughs, basically to amuse myself and any other poor soul that reads my musings.
However, I am genuinely looking forward to this release, I think it will re-define PC gaming, in the same way as MGS2 will for the PS2.
It's out on Friday, but I'm tracking it down before then.
No idea how or when, but I will triumph.
And over the weekend I'll post a review for the thing, no doubt with some "monkey spanking rocks" type thingy.
In the meantime, let us all bow our heads and imagine a Friday night involving Goatboy frantically slapping his monkey in an attempt to make it perform.
(Oh come on, this game is a pun-godsend, and I cannot pass these opportunities up.)
So Mr Molyneux, thank for for delivering Black and White unto us, and I personally thank you for allowing me to use all my backlog of "monkey spank" jokes.