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Heres a story
In a place far far away there is a valley called Mega long valley. In the Mega long valley there is a Mega long road. In the middle of the Mega long road there is a really really medium sized bowl full of salad, next to the salad there is a llama eating tomatoes that are really really not very hot. Lying next to the llama eating the really really not very hot tomatoes there is a bent pen with Adonia written on it. Then it starts raining and the pen with Adonia on it flouts up the very very steep hill to the village where there is a bakery that sells really really not very normal squashy rubarb cake. A person called Hooper eats some of the squashy rubarb cake and didn’t throw up! This was an incredibly normal thing to happen so everyone in the town had a party and the pen floated back down to the llama near the salad. Next week there was a bushfire and the llama was fried. The pen grieved for a while then ate the llama because it looked like KFC. After the grieving and the eating the pen was crushed by a car rushing at a really really slowish fast speed. The car stopped at the end of the cliff the people came out. There names where Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. They walked along a really really not snowy ridge at 40 C so there ice creams that they had kept for 20 days melted. The ice creams where brought from a place at the bottom of a really really deep canyon that actually was a park. A person called Belinea sold the ice creams to Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. She was the first to be informed of the ice creams brutal melting. There was much morning and she sent them another ice cream each. The ice cream that was melted on the ridge said “It’s wet, am I in the Sea, im a happy. Happy sea leprechron. “I’m not a happy happy sea leprechaun because they all died out in the great sea leprechaun fire of nineteen seventy eleven. So the sea leprechron’s built everything that was underground, humans built everything that is on the ground and pixies built everything in the air. That’s why airplane wings are actually radiators with pixies inside. You toaster (actually very very hot grass).
By DiG
In a place far far away there is a valley called Mega long valley. In the Mega long valley there is a Mega long road. In the middle of the Mega long road there is a really really medium sized bowl full of salad, next to the salad there is a llama eating tomatoes that are really really not very hot. Lying next to the llama eating the really really not very hot tomatoes there is a bent pen with Adonia written on it. Then it starts raining and the pen with Adonia on it flouts up the very very steep hill to the village where there is a bakery that sells really really not very normal squashy rubarb cake. A person called Hooper eats some of the squashy rubarb cake and didn’t throw up! This was an incredibly normal thing to happen so everyone in the town had a party and the pen floated back down to the llama near the salad. Next week there was a bushfire and the llama was fried. The pen grieved for a while then ate the llama because it looked like KFC. After the grieving and the eating the pen was crushed by a car rushing at a really really slowish fast speed. The car stopped at the end of the cliff the people came out. There names where Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. They walked along a really really not snowy ridge at 40 C so there ice creams that they had kept for 20 days melted. The ice creams where brought from a place at the bottom of a really really deep canyon that actually was a park. A person called Belinea sold the ice creams to Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. She was the first to be informed of the ice creams brutal melting. There was much morning and she sent them another ice cream each. The ice cream that was melted on the ridge said “It’s wet, am I in the Sea, im a happy. Happy sea leprechron. “I’m not a happy happy sea leprechaun because they all died out in the great sea leprechaun fire of nineteen seventy eleven. So the sea leprechron’s built everything that was underground, humans built everything that is on the ground and pixies built everything in the air. That’s why airplane wings are actually radiators with pixies inside. You toaster (actually very very hot grass).
By DiG
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Heres a story
In a place far far away there is a valley called Mega long valley. In the Mega long valley there is a Mega long road. In the middle of the Mega long road there is a really really medium sized bowl full of salad, next to the salad there is a llama eating tomatoes that are really really not very hot. Lying next to the llama eating the really really not very hot tomatoes there is a bent pen with Adonia written on it. Then it starts raining and the pen with Adonia on it flouts up the very very steep hill to the village where there is a bakery that sells really really not very normal squashy rubarb cake. A person called Hooper eats some of the squashy rubarb cake and didn’t throw up! This was an incredibly normal thing to happen so everyone in the town had a party and the pen floated back down to the llama near the salad. Next week there was a bushfire and the llama was fried. The pen grieved for a while then ate the llama because it looked like KFC. After the grieving and the eating the pen was crushed by a car rushing at a really really slowish fast speed. The car stopped at the end of the cliff the people came out. There names where Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. They walked along a really really not snowy ridge at 40 C so there ice creams that they had kept for 20 days melted. The ice creams where brought from a place at the bottom of a really really deep canyon that actually was a park. A person called Belinea sold the ice creams to Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. She was the first to be informed of the ice creams brutal melting. There was much morning and she sent them another ice cream each. The ice cream that was melted on the ridge said “It’s wet, am I in the Sea, im a happy. Happy sea leprechron. “I’m not a happy happy sea leprechaun because they all died out in the great sea leprechaun fire of nineteen seventy eleven. So the sea leprechron’s built everything that was underground, humans built everything that is on the ground and pixies built everything in the air. That’s why airplane wings are actually radiators with pixies inside. You toaster (actually very very hot grass).
By DiG
In a place far far away there is a valley called Mega long valley. In the Mega long valley there is a Mega long road. In the middle of the Mega long road there is a really really medium sized bowl full of salad, next to the salad there is a llama eating tomatoes that are really really not very hot. Lying next to the llama eating the really really not very hot tomatoes there is a bent pen with Adonia written on it. Then it starts raining and the pen with Adonia on it flouts up the very very steep hill to the village where there is a bakery that sells really really not very normal squashy rubarb cake. A person called Hooper eats some of the squashy rubarb cake and didn’t throw up! This was an incredibly normal thing to happen so everyone in the town had a party and the pen floated back down to the llama near the salad. Next week there was a bushfire and the llama was fried. The pen grieved for a while then ate the llama because it looked like KFC. After the grieving and the eating the pen was crushed by a car rushing at a really really slowish fast speed. The car stopped at the end of the cliff the people came out. There names where Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. They walked along a really really not snowy ridge at 40 C so there ice creams that they had kept for 20 days melted. The ice creams where brought from a place at the bottom of a really really deep canyon that actually was a park. A person called Belinea sold the ice creams to Melon, Nookbury and nongebing. She was the first to be informed of the ice creams brutal melting. There was much morning and she sent them another ice cream each. The ice cream that was melted on the ridge said “It’s wet, am I in the Sea, im a happy. Happy sea leprechron. “I’m not a happy happy sea leprechaun because they all died out in the great sea leprechaun fire of nineteen seventy eleven. So the sea leprechron’s built everything that was underground, humans built everything that is on the ground and pixies built everything in the air. That’s why airplane wings are actually radiators with pixies inside. You toaster (actually very very hot grass).
By DiG