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When I was in high school, I was stood under a large shelter (due to the rain) whilst holding a freshly opened can of warm pepsi.
Down comes a seagull, craps in the can, flies off.
I stood there for 10 minutes just staring at the can in disbelief!
> Heh, your tagline.
Ha ha, i hadnt noticed that.
> I remember walking up to a bus stop where a really attractive girl was
> only to have a bird shat of my head just as I got near her.
Thats when you turn and run.
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
> Thats when you turn and run.
>
> RUN FOR THE HILLS!
No, that's when I turn to the girl and in a voice like I’ve been treated badly by my last girlfriend say, “all birds are sh*ting on me of late”.
Made me appear sensitive.
A bird crapped on my mates head during lunch time, and the impact was so big it splattered onto other people :P