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"I broke some plates at work"

I was lifting some boxes and one slipped. I managed to catch it some peculiar but some fell out and slowly one after another hit the ground whilst I looked helplessly on.

Smash... smash... smash... smash.

A little example of what it sounded like, all four.

I do realise this is a waste of space but I don't think I've smashed a plate before I today I destroyed four. I shall remember this day forever.

As if that's the most disappointing aspect of internet typing...

I have distinct memories of you typing 'LMAO' as well, cal monster.

Oh dear, why in the name of God's crack did i write ROFL?

What a spaz

vote for jim-hat!

SHEEPY wrote:

> How sad, I cry.

Me too, its great to cry.

ROFL.

My job is quite morbid

A volunteer died during the week
many more will die before I leave
People always call the shop by mistake and I know somebody is probably dying that they know

How sad, I cry.

SHEEPY wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> I thought you were in charge of the shop?
>
> Learn to delegate man!
>
> The volunteers in my shop struggle to life their own arm up.

Spike their Horlicks.

Then strap yourself in and feel the burn.

cookie monster wrote:
> I thought you were in charge of the shop?
>
> Learn to delegate man!

The volunteers in my shop struggle to life their own arm up.