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"Infiltration"

There I was, not knowing what I had got myself into. I crept silently up the shadowy corridor in my wet suit. The air was coiling in frosty swathes, through the open window. I carried on.

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It was my greatest mission ever, known as 'Operation J.A.T'. The major had called me staright from the New recruit barracks into the smoke filled segments of office blocks. I stood waiting to be called in, wondering what was going on, had I done something wrong?
I knocked, "Come in", said a voice. I stepped into the dark, musty room
"Lieutenant Lepor, reporting for duty, sir"
"Sit, make yourself at home"
"I'll stand, sir"
"S I T"
"Y----yes sir"
"This is a very important mission, lieutenant", "I will now whisper it into your' ear in that extremely annoying cartoon fashion"

Roughly an hour later I left the office, my head swimming. Major Snuggly always scared me. I went home and sat in my armchair, thinking. The next day I left for 'Spencio Reserva', A Spanish Villa.

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I had now reached the end of the corridor, where I switched on my night vision and read the sign:
'Don go no furthr r wel blend ya'
I tapped this strange language into my decoder:
'Stop now or you will be killed'

I swallowed and creaked open the rusty doors. There was a flight of stairs going downwards and an ascending set, the ascending set was rusty, and I was just about to take the descending set when I saw a board.
'This way to the SR Towers' it said in English (Dis ay 2 da sr twrs - in Newb-speak)
I started to ascend the stairs, lighting up the gloom with my night vision goggles. The stairs made a creaking sound, so I split-jumped to the top, and landed with a thud. I was dazed, and before I could stand, a man seized me and hit me with a club.

I woke up in a strange office. I light was shone in my eyes, temporarily blinding me.
A voice spoke, and I had to switch on my voice decoder:
"Ow ar uz, ope ur k ter dat lttl ting" (How are you after after that little incodent
"K", I responded, using their' language (O.K)
"I no y ur er" (I know why you are here), said the mysterious voice
"Y, den?", I said (Why then?)
"U gonna get mez an de cru bannd, t dat cant appen,k?, me n me bruvvaz r jus k er,u no?" (You are going to get me and my friends arrested, but that cannot be allowed to happen, ok?, we are fine living here and you won't ruin that)
"Oo r u?", I said (Who are you?)
"Loopy", said the mysterious voice.

I gasped, the very man I had come here to kill was holding me hostage:
"Now its time to die", he said in a normal voice.

In stepped Cloak n Dagger with the spam-a-coil, and this is what came out:

No'bdy an rm uz noo, coz e olid in de ood n r crib iz jus fin
Har, coz u de man frm de lce wher u goin
Dwn, dwn, 2 ell, r p,p 2 even

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh!", I screamed and keeled over

Probably...

Why did end there? Is there going to be another?

There I was, not knowing what I had got myself into. I crept silently up the shadowy corridor in my wet suit. The air was coiling in frosty swathes, through the open window. I carried on.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

It was my greatest mission ever, known as 'Operation J.A.T'. The major had called me staright from the New recruit barracks into the smoke filled segments of office blocks. I stood waiting to be called in, wondering what was going on, had I done something wrong?
I knocked, "Come in", said a voice. I stepped into the dark, musty room
"Lieutenant Lepor, reporting for duty, sir"
"Sit, make yourself at home"
"I'll stand, sir"
"S I T"
"Y----yes sir"
"This is a very important mission, lieutenant", "I will now whisper it into your' ear in that extremely annoying cartoon fashion"

Roughly an hour later I left the office, my head swimming. Major Snuggly always scared me. I went home and sat in my armchair, thinking. The next day I left for 'Spencio Reserva', A Spanish Villa.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I had now reached the end of the corridor, where I switched on my night vision and read the sign:
'Don go no furthr r wel blend ya'
I tapped this strange language into my decoder:
'Stop now or you will be killed'

I swallowed and creaked open the rusty doors. There was a flight of stairs going downwards and an ascending set, the ascending set was rusty, and I was just about to take the descending set when I saw a board.
'This way to the SR Towers' it said in English (Dis ay 2 da sr twrs - in Newb-speak)
I started to ascend the stairs, lighting up the gloom with my night vision goggles. The stairs made a creaking sound, so I split-jumped to the top, and landed with a thud. I was dazed, and before I could stand, a man seized me and hit me with a club.

I woke up in a strange office. I light was shone in my eyes, temporarily blinding me.
A voice spoke, and I had to switch on my voice decoder:
"Ow ar uz, ope ur k ter dat lttl ting" (How are you after after that little incodent
"K", I responded, using their' language (O.K)
"I no y ur er" (I know why you are here), said the mysterious voice
"Y, den?", I said (Why then?)
"U gonna get mez an de cru bannd, t dat cant appen,k?, me n me bruvvaz r jus k er,u no?" (You are going to get me and my friends arrested, but that cannot be allowed to happen, ok?, we are fine living here and you won't ruin that)
"Oo r u?", I said (Who are you?)
"Loopy", said the mysterious voice.

I gasped, the very man I had come here to kill was holding me hostage:
"Now its time to die", he said in a normal voice.

In stepped Cloak n Dagger with the spam-a-coil, and this is what came out:

No'bdy an rm uz noo, coz e olid in de ood n r crib iz jus fin
Har, coz u de man frm de lce wher u goin
Dwn, dwn, 2 ell, r p,p 2 even

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh!", I screamed and keeled over