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"UrkiE-UK"

Meh.

Well, I always say;

'if you think they're sad, join em and have a good p!ss-take...'

Hmm, i've never said that in my entire life.

Still, was funny to see them fly.

There's one thing I can offer you that Icarus can't...

No criminal record.

Seeing as you're a bobby/copper/pig, or any other euphimism for the rozzers, having no criminal record makes all the difference.

After all, Icarus's sentence to scrubbing prison toilets with a brush made of bristles from his own bush should have been far longer.

Using his dastardly plumbing capabilities to reverse the direction of little kiddie's toilets flush to point UPwards is a terrible, terrible crime...

Hmm, tough choice...

Awwww.

EB....Are you........Bi?

You must choose between me and Icarus to be your male Love-child.

Me, or him.





Mmm?

I still love you Urkie

I was expecting a response like that.

Still.....gimme that hat.

*spacker's hands* huugurhgwnwbbgfkkdnjdnfksnfksfnn! etc. etc.

this is getting a bit silly. please put on this hat with a big 'D' on it.

Meh.

Well, I always say;

'if you think they're sad, join em and have a good p!ss-take...'

Hmm, i've never said that in my entire life.