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--> Watch out, the time bombs ticking!
Yup, that’s right; those crazy scientists have now predicted that a time bomb will go off in the year 2022! Better start building those bomb shelters now kids, cause 18 years from now, we could well be all doomed!
Of course I’m talking about the radically named Obesity time bomb! 2022 will be a year to remember if all the plump people explode. Guts everywhere! Most of us will be bog trotting in lungs, hearts, livers, intestines – if we are lucky.
Or maybe those unwise scientists are talking about gas. Yeah, the kind that normally smells. All the big people are going to fart, and damage the ozone layer, thus causing the moon to come closer to earth, causing floods and unexpected natural disasters? Unlikely. If that’s the case, to be hopes they don’t follow through.
Who have we got to blame for this time bomb? Ronald McDonald the clown? Yeah, let’s blame him. In-fact lets blame all junk food- yeah that’s a good idea Mr Scientist, you’ve got it right this time – surely you’re on a winner. No afraid not. Old man scientist says we should eat healthy organic foods, don’t eat the fatty kind. Oh right, now that make sense.
Yeah, I would buy that “healthy kind”, or that “low fat no-loss-to-taste” curry. If it wasn’t 3 times as expensive!
Then Senseless scientist comes out with some crazy statistic. And granted, he might not be far off – 70% overweight or something stupid. Trevor McDonalds says that the government is coming up with some incentive to make the larger people lose weight! Well, lower the price of healthy foods, that’s one good idea. It’s a subject I’m a little touchy on, as I aren’t the slimmest of people, and I am not having a dig at anybody who is fat at all, let me get that straight now – I am having a dig at Dense-Man Scientist. He knows everything.
He comes on telly, talking like a Toff, what does he know? He’s got the cheek to come on telly, and say Everybody should lose weight and stop smoking. Easier said than done –mate. He’s not fat, he’s the complete opposite. No idea Mister Scientist. You might know what Y x U over B(7+T) = K is, but when it comes to common sense, you must of got an F.
Anyway, you don’t have to look far to see famous large people. Chubby brown springs straight to mind.
A day before this time-bomb is going to go off, we should tie clever-man scientist to a lamp-post in London and he’ll get covered in blood; that will teach him!
So, get your gas masks in stock, and put on your hard helmets, because the time-bombs ticking…
What are you going to do?
--> Watch out, the time bombs ticking!
Yup, that’s right; those crazy scientists have now predicted that a time bomb will go off in the year 2022! Better start building those bomb shelters now kids, cause 18 years from now, we could well be all doomed!
Of course I’m talking about the radically named Obesity time bomb! 2022 will be a year to remember if all the plump people explode. Guts everywhere! Most of us will be bog trotting in lungs, hearts, livers, intestines – if we are lucky.
Or maybe those unwise scientists are talking about gas. Yeah, the kind that normally smells. All the big people are going to fart, and damage the ozone layer, thus causing the moon to come closer to earth, causing floods and unexpected natural disasters? Unlikely. If that’s the case, to be hopes they don’t follow through.
Who have we got to blame for this time bomb? Ronald McDonald the clown? Yeah, let’s blame him. In-fact lets blame all junk food- yeah that’s a good idea Mr Scientist, you’ve got it right this time – surely you’re on a winner. No afraid not. Old man scientist says we should eat healthy organic foods, don’t eat the fatty kind. Oh right, now that make sense.
Yeah, I would buy that “healthy kind”, or that “low fat no-loss-to-taste” curry. If it wasn’t 3 times as expensive!
Then Senseless scientist comes out with some crazy statistic. And granted, he might not be far off – 70% overweight or something stupid. Trevor McDonalds says that the government is coming up with some incentive to make the larger people lose weight! Well, lower the price of healthy foods, that’s one good idea. It’s a subject I’m a little touchy on, as I aren’t the slimmest of people, and I am not having a dig at anybody who is fat at all, let me get that straight now – I am having a dig at Dense-Man Scientist. He knows everything.
He comes on telly, talking like a Toff, what does he know? He’s got the cheek to come on telly, and say Everybody should lose weight and stop smoking. Easier said than done –mate. He’s not fat, he’s the complete opposite. No idea Mister Scientist. You might know what Y x U over B(7+T) = K is, but when it comes to common sense, you must of got an F.
Anyway, you don’t have to look far to see famous large people. Chubby brown springs straight to mind.
A day before this time-bomb is going to go off, we should tie clever-man scientist to a lamp-post in London and he’ll get covered in blood; that will teach him!
So, get your gas masks in stock, and put on your hard helmets, because the time-bombs ticking…
What are you going to do?
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Little dweeb, spamming my post.
Although there is something you can all do about it, and it will only cost you 6 stamps as the man says!
6 stamps, 6 envelopes, and a bit of time, along with ink and paper.
Print of 6 fake dollar bills, and send them to the addresses provided. With 100's of fake’s circling round, the money pyramid won't work at all.
Idiots.
He’ll be sorry!
*evil grin*
Although there is something you can all do about it, and it will only cost you 6 stamps as the man says!
6 stamps, 6 envelopes, and a bit of time, along with ink and paper.
Print of 6 fake dollar bills, and send them to the addresses provided. With 100's of fake’s circling round, the money pyramid won't work at all.
Idiots.
He’ll be sorry!
*evil grin*
:D
maddmun wrote:
> So usually it's brought about themselves.
Yeah, thats true. But what makes Lug head scientist know everything about the topic, when hes not remotly fat himself?
> So usually it's brought about themselves.
Yeah, thats true. But what makes Lug head scientist know everything about the topic, when hes not remotly fat himself?
In other words the USA is going to lose a lot of people, pop.
It's really a matter of, not what you eat, but what you do with all the energy stored.
I eat more junk food than a "Garbage Disposal unit" but, because I don;t sit around on my PC all day (Only about 23 hours) I can burn off the calories consumed.
People who are obese however, tend to eat loads of junkfood and do nothing about it.
So usually it's brought about themselves.
I eat more junk food than a "Garbage Disposal unit" but, because I don;t sit around on my PC all day (Only about 23 hours) I can burn off the calories consumed.
People who are obese however, tend to eat loads of junkfood and do nothing about it.
So usually it's brought about themselves.
*Ahem*
:)
:)
In other words, no.
DiscoDexy wrote:
> LoL, are you a scientist?
Sort of, Im an undergraduate Biochemist at the moment.
> LoL, are you a scientist?
Sort of, Im an undergraduate Biochemist at the moment.
LoL, are you a scientist?
Anyway, I’m off for supper, followed by bed.
And in the morning I might have a greasy fry up.
LoL
:D iscodexy
Anyway, I’m off for supper, followed by bed.
And in the morning I might have a greasy fry up.
LoL
:D iscodexy
DiscoDexy wrote:
> Damn you cookie monster! With you chocolate chip centre, and your
> crumberly goodness. Goes down well with milk too...
Yes, but cookies should only be consumed in moderation.
> Damn you cookie monster! With you chocolate chip centre, and your
> crumberly goodness. Goes down well with milk too...
Yes, but cookies should only be consumed in moderation.
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