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I'll tell you one i've just made up:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too get to the other side!
Can you do a better one than that?
Im scared, Seriously.
There is a man with a lisp who goes around a town one afternoon...
At the bakery
Man : Excuse me, can I have a bum?
Baker : Oh, you must mean a bun, here you go!
At the toy shop
Man : Excuse me, can I have a f*cket?
Seller : Oh, you must mean a bucket, here you go!
At the clock store
Man : Can I have a c*ck please?
Saleswoman : Oh you must mean a clock, here you go!
The man walks into a park and meets an old lady
Lady : Do you have the time?
Man: Hold my bum and f*cket while I get my c*ck out!
2: That joke is rubbish and older than the Pyramids.
You.
I'll tell you one i've just made up:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too get to the other side!
Can you do a better one than that?