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Wed 11/02/04 at 15:01
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Many Roam the lands of what we now call the SR forums today. Where both Legends and the desirable acheivement of GAD can be found. Followers of the art of GAD are numerous as their reasons of being here in this digital world. Whether to socialise or to reap the deep rewards, searching for enlightment and glory from GAD. But for many to acheive this, they would have to have the tactical mind of a general and the skills of a scholar in a sea of uneducated and unguided.

GAD, was placed on the mortal plains of SR forum to encourage innovation, Information, commitment and effort from those who wandered the lands and by doing so, they would be rewarded later in life with the greatest pleasures of life. some define GAD as the feeling of Greed and pleasure at the same time. Many even describe it to be like sex, but more longer lasting and the satisfaction is just as great. But a selected few wander the plains of SR and have gone beyond the call of duty reaching enlightenment numerous times for their efforts whether in writing reviews, or walk throughs. But we only know these disciples of GAD in the hall of fame and rumours that they still exsist and reaching GADSs is hard to prove. Its like jesus but in another world. Even wilder reports that Extra GADS can be acheived and set down by the mighty Mr snuggly and allows others to acheive a daisy chain of Enlightenment in small succession.

What many people who attempt to follow the path of GAD don't realise that they stray from the path of true enlightenment unintentionally. Not being able to harness ones inner self of their true potentials for numerous reasons. Even those who have found true enlightenment from it once, sometimes becomes corrupted and lets arrogance, over confidence and conplacentcy to take hold and be punished ny not gaining GAD the next few attempts to reach out to the celestrial SR moderoators ("MR SNUGGLY" being the most well known). For you see, GAD is an art form that demands people who practice to be innovative, tactical and most importantly being able to be informative whiles being amusing at the same time in order to win. By being corrpt, one self cannot acheive their potential until they learn their lesson of defeat and understanding of the continous effort in winning one. Only then can they harness the prizes of GAD.

But in many cases, bad luck from another mortal plain could set aside and see true masters of the art of GAD to fall foul, regardless of circumstances. So do not dispair when it happens. Even the greatest master of our time "MEKA DRAGON" (who has asscetained enlightenment at an unbelieve level), a true beliver of the arts had to try numerous times to reach this far. But Life works in mysterious ways, whiles many have refused to accept the teachings of GAD. Some become true winners and gain enlightenment almost instantly.

Now set forth Forumites, for Enlightenment can only be acheived once our own potentials are found. A codex known as the book of zen on reaching GAD heights may be produced one day to allow all new members and believers to learn GAD.
Thu 12/02/04 at 19:28
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what the hell?
Thu 12/02/04 at 19:23
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"eat toast!"
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Good on yer lad! Best of luck as well.
Wed 11/02/04 at 15:18
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Very good you put me in the mood to right a review.
Wed 11/02/04 at 15:01
Regular
"eat toast!"
Posts: 1,466
Many Roam the lands of what we now call the SR forums today. Where both Legends and the desirable acheivement of GAD can be found. Followers of the art of GAD are numerous as their reasons of being here in this digital world. Whether to socialise or to reap the deep rewards, searching for enlightment and glory from GAD. But for many to acheive this, they would have to have the tactical mind of a general and the skills of a scholar in a sea of uneducated and unguided.

GAD, was placed on the mortal plains of SR forum to encourage innovation, Information, commitment and effort from those who wandered the lands and by doing so, they would be rewarded later in life with the greatest pleasures of life. some define GAD as the feeling of Greed and pleasure at the same time. Many even describe it to be like sex, but more longer lasting and the satisfaction is just as great. But a selected few wander the plains of SR and have gone beyond the call of duty reaching enlightenment numerous times for their efforts whether in writing reviews, or walk throughs. But we only know these disciples of GAD in the hall of fame and rumours that they still exsist and reaching GADSs is hard to prove. Its like jesus but in another world. Even wilder reports that Extra GADS can be acheived and set down by the mighty Mr snuggly and allows others to acheive a daisy chain of Enlightenment in small succession.

What many people who attempt to follow the path of GAD don't realise that they stray from the path of true enlightenment unintentionally. Not being able to harness ones inner self of their true potentials for numerous reasons. Even those who have found true enlightenment from it once, sometimes becomes corrupted and lets arrogance, over confidence and conplacentcy to take hold and be punished ny not gaining GAD the next few attempts to reach out to the celestrial SR moderoators ("MR SNUGGLY" being the most well known). For you see, GAD is an art form that demands people who practice to be innovative, tactical and most importantly being able to be informative whiles being amusing at the same time in order to win. By being corrpt, one self cannot acheive their potential until they learn their lesson of defeat and understanding of the continous effort in winning one. Only then can they harness the prizes of GAD.

But in many cases, bad luck from another mortal plain could set aside and see true masters of the art of GAD to fall foul, regardless of circumstances. So do not dispair when it happens. Even the greatest master of our time "MEKA DRAGON" (who has asscetained enlightenment at an unbelieve level), a true beliver of the arts had to try numerous times to reach this far. But Life works in mysterious ways, whiles many have refused to accept the teachings of GAD. Some become true winners and gain enlightenment almost instantly.

Now set forth Forumites, for Enlightenment can only be acheived once our own potentials are found. A codex known as the book of zen on reaching GAD heights may be produced one day to allow all new members and believers to learn GAD.

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