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Part one:
"Why do you have a box of tissues by your bed?"
"So that I can m*sturbate furiiously and clean up afterwards."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
Part two:
"How come you're so good at that?"
"I watch a lot of lesbian porn."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
The moral:
Always tell the truth - because no-one else does and so no-one will believe you. No need to blush or do other lie-detector-failing stuff either.
"Why do you have a box of tissues by your bed?"
"So that I can m*sturbate furiiously and clean up afterwards."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
Part two:
"How come you're so good at that?"
"I watch a lot of lesbian porn."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
The moral:
Always tell the truth - because no-one else does and so no-one will believe you. No need to blush or do other lie-detector-failing stuff either.
Accredit that to Family Guy, El Pinko...
"Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."
"Because you touch yourself at night."
"Why are you waiting outside that school in your car?"
"I'm not"
"I'm not"
"Why'd you go to Thailand?"
"For the hookers."
Well, I wasn't telling the truth, but if I had been, she believed me at first. She nearly wet herself laughing, though.
"For the hookers."
Well, I wasn't telling the truth, but if I had been, she believed me at first. She nearly wet herself laughing, though.
You're funny
Part one:
"Why do you have a box of tissues by your bed?"
"So that I can m*sturbate furiiously and clean up afterwards."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
Part two:
"How come you're so good at that?"
"I watch a lot of lesbian porn."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
The moral:
Always tell the truth - because no-one else does and so no-one will believe you. No need to blush or do other lie-detector-failing stuff either.
"Why do you have a box of tissues by your bed?"
"So that I can m*sturbate furiiously and clean up afterwards."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
Part two:
"How come you're so good at that?"
"I watch a lot of lesbian porn."
"You're funny."
"Yes. Yes I am."
The moral:
Always tell the truth - because no-one else does and so no-one will believe you. No need to blush or do other lie-detector-failing stuff either.