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Tue 03/02/04 at 15:25
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"Pouch Ape"
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So I wake up this morning, it's about 10am, that's quite early. In the bathroom doing the morning business when my girlfriend starts shouting excitedly "Quick, quick, come here!". So I finish up, wash my hands and rush to see what's happening, and there's a stupid cat stuck in the tree out the front of my house. Now, cats stuck in trees isn't that unusual, but this tree is about 3 foot high. It's more a bush on stilts, with a cat stuck between the branches. In my books that's nothing to a cat. They are nature's jumpers and squirmers - there's nothing they can't get out of. But what I'm thinking to myself right now, is "Why aren't my cats tearing it to bits?". A strange cat, helpless and stuck on their territory - they should be making mincemeat of it.

So it's up to me to get rid of it. Coat and shoes on, go outside, and this stupid cat panics, climbs out the top of the tree and leaps to freedom...except an hour later it's back up there again. Next time I'll get my Uncle's dog and a shoebox.
Tue 03/02/04 at 19:28
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"They Call Her 1 Eye"
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I think we all did ST.
Tue 03/02/04 at 19:24
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"WhaleOilBeefHooked"
Posts: 12,425
Gay cats? Learned something new today.
Tue 03/02/04 at 16:09
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"The mighty GE90-115"
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Heh heh inbred cats - not known for their intelligence, I've got 2 running around somewhere, one of them is gay and keeps licking his brother's dangly bits.
Tue 03/02/04 at 15:38
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Posts: 20,776
the shoebox was a nice touch
Tue 03/02/04 at 15:25
Regular
"Pouch Ape"
Posts: 14,499
So I wake up this morning, it's about 10am, that's quite early. In the bathroom doing the morning business when my girlfriend starts shouting excitedly "Quick, quick, come here!". So I finish up, wash my hands and rush to see what's happening, and there's a stupid cat stuck in the tree out the front of my house. Now, cats stuck in trees isn't that unusual, but this tree is about 3 foot high. It's more a bush on stilts, with a cat stuck between the branches. In my books that's nothing to a cat. They are nature's jumpers and squirmers - there's nothing they can't get out of. But what I'm thinking to myself right now, is "Why aren't my cats tearing it to bits?". A strange cat, helpless and stuck on their territory - they should be making mincemeat of it.

So it's up to me to get rid of it. Coat and shoes on, go outside, and this stupid cat panics, climbs out the top of the tree and leaps to freedom...except an hour later it's back up there again. Next time I'll get my Uncle's dog and a shoebox.

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