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I’m sure you’re all interested in an update to the goings on at the bakery, following on from 'why doughnuts have holes' and even if you’re not, tough, as I’m bored and you don’t need to read my waffling!
Following the demise of Black Glove and his crew of gingerbread men there have been many changes at the Bakery.
Rosalind was thoroughly disgusted at the brutal crumbling of Black Glove so she went to have a quiet word with El Blokey. She was very persuasive and eventually talked him into the fact that he was in the WRONG BUSINESS, so he sold her the shop. She immediately took her Maids of Honour out of the bakery and set up a, um, more ‘personal’ service for her customers.
Mystique, upon seeing the outstanding success of Rosalind, also set up a more ‘personal’ service along with her French Fancies.
Drunk Cow ended up being so pickled on his own brandy that they had to let him go. As everyone knows pickles and cakes don’t sit together so well.
So there have been several vacancies at the bakery and we have tried to fill these appropriately. We also decided to take the opportunity to give a more varied selection of cakes to our customers but, oh boy, have we had some failures.
The one that springs to mind first was the new brandy snap chef. We originally employed Absolu† Neó but he was so insistent that we used Stella in the snaps instead of brandy that we got rid of him fast. He was told in no uncertain terms that he was not cutting up any female in our bakery, for any reason, whatsoever!
We then employed Monkey_With_Attitude to come up with a fabulous banana fudge cake but monkey_man was having none of that competition malarkey, seniority and all that, so we let him go as well.
Next we employed Stryke (oh this isn’t obvious at all!) but every time someone shouted his name everyone downed tools and shot off to the pub before we could say “No, we meant – oh never mind, mines a pint”. We had to let him go when we were quietly informed that some people were shouting his name out, even if they didn’t need him. Shocking!
Our most outstanding success was the employment of Lil Ginge as a replacement for Black Glove in the manufacture of the gingerbread men. Mindst it was a very rocky start. She insisted that people had had enough of gingerbread men and kept making gingerbread girls complete with something she called ‘Pinko’ as she insisted that everyone should try him, I mean it.
We have also employed:
Little Miss DW, obviously in the tart section.
Following the demise of Black Glove and his crew of gingerbread men there have been many changes at the Bakery.
Rosalind was thoroughly disgusted at the brutal crumbling of Black Glove so she went to have a quiet word with El Blokey. She was very persuasive and eventually talked him into the fact that he was in the WRONG BUSINESS, so he sold her the shop. She immediately took her Maids of Honour out of the bakery and set up a, um, more ‘personal’ service for her customers.
Mystique, upon seeing the outstanding success of Rosalind, also set up a more ‘personal’ service along with her French Fancies.
Drunk Cow ended up being so pickled on his own brandy that they had to let him go. As everyone knows pickles and cakes don’t sit together so well.
So there have been several vacancies at the bakery and we have tried to fill these appropriately. We also decided to take the opportunity to give a more varied selection of cakes to our customers but, oh boy, have we had some failures.
The one that springs to mind first was the new brandy snap chef. We originally employed Absolu† Neó but he was so insistent that we used Stella in the snaps instead of brandy that we got rid of him fast. He was told in no uncertain terms that he was not cutting up any female in our bakery, for any reason, whatsoever!
We then employed Monkey_With_Attitude to come up with a fabulous banana fudge cake but monkey_man was having none of that competition malarkey, seniority and all that, so we let him go as well.
Next we employed Stryke (oh this isn’t obvious at all!) but every time someone shouted his name everyone downed tools and shot off to the pub before we could say “No, we meant – oh never mind, mines a pint”. We had to let him go when we were quietly informed that some people were shouting his name out, even if they didn’t need him. Shocking!
Our most outstanding success was the employment of Lil Ginge as a replacement for Black Glove in the manufacture of the gingerbread men. Mindst it was a very rocky start. She insisted that people had had enough of gingerbread men and kept making gingerbread girls complete with something she called ‘Pinko’ as she insisted that everyone should try him, I mean it.
We have also employed:
Little Miss DW, obviously in the tart section.
Absolu† Neó wrote:
> Good Stuff :o)
>
> ...Now get back to work! :P
Been and I'm back again!
> Good Stuff :o)
>
> ...Now get back to work! :P
Been and I'm back again!
Absolu† Neó wrote:
> Meh,
>
> *Pings DW's Bra*
:c(
*picks up handbag and leaves*
> Meh,
>
> *Pings DW's Bra*
:c(
*picks up handbag and leaves*
Meh,
*Pings DW's Bra*
*Pings DW's Bra*
You go girl!!!!!!!1 I saw my name!
I am soooooooo nottt a tart *puts on make-up*
I am soooooooo nottt a tart *puts on make-up*
Good Stuff :o)
...Now get back to work! :P
...Now get back to work! :P
I’m sure you’re all interested in an update to the goings on at the bakery, following on from 'why doughnuts have holes' and even if you’re not, tough, as I’m bored and you don’t need to read my waffling!
Following the demise of Black Glove and his crew of gingerbread men there have been many changes at the Bakery.
Rosalind was thoroughly disgusted at the brutal crumbling of Black Glove so she went to have a quiet word with El Blokey. She was very persuasive and eventually talked him into the fact that he was in the WRONG BUSINESS, so he sold her the shop. She immediately took her Maids of Honour out of the bakery and set up a, um, more ‘personal’ service for her customers.
Mystique, upon seeing the outstanding success of Rosalind, also set up a more ‘personal’ service along with her French Fancies.
Drunk Cow ended up being so pickled on his own brandy that they had to let him go. As everyone knows pickles and cakes don’t sit together so well.
So there have been several vacancies at the bakery and we have tried to fill these appropriately. We also decided to take the opportunity to give a more varied selection of cakes to our customers but, oh boy, have we had some failures.
The one that springs to mind first was the new brandy snap chef. We originally employed Absolu† Neó but he was so insistent that we used Stella in the snaps instead of brandy that we got rid of him fast. He was told in no uncertain terms that he was not cutting up any female in our bakery, for any reason, whatsoever!
We then employed Monkey_With_Attitude to come up with a fabulous banana fudge cake but monkey_man was having none of that competition malarkey, seniority and all that, so we let him go as well.
Next we employed Stryke (oh this isn’t obvious at all!) but every time someone shouted his name everyone downed tools and shot off to the pub before we could say “No, we meant – oh never mind, mines a pint”. We had to let him go when we were quietly informed that some people were shouting his name out, even if they didn’t need him. Shocking!
Our most outstanding success was the employment of Lil Ginge as a replacement for Black Glove in the manufacture of the gingerbread men. Mindst it was a very rocky start. She insisted that people had had enough of gingerbread men and kept making gingerbread girls complete with something she called ‘Pinko’ as she insisted that everyone should try him, I mean it.
We have also employed:
Little Miss DW, obviously in the tart section.
Following the demise of Black Glove and his crew of gingerbread men there have been many changes at the Bakery.
Rosalind was thoroughly disgusted at the brutal crumbling of Black Glove so she went to have a quiet word with El Blokey. She was very persuasive and eventually talked him into the fact that he was in the WRONG BUSINESS, so he sold her the shop. She immediately took her Maids of Honour out of the bakery and set up a, um, more ‘personal’ service for her customers.
Mystique, upon seeing the outstanding success of Rosalind, also set up a more ‘personal’ service along with her French Fancies.
Drunk Cow ended up being so pickled on his own brandy that they had to let him go. As everyone knows pickles and cakes don’t sit together so well.
So there have been several vacancies at the bakery and we have tried to fill these appropriately. We also decided to take the opportunity to give a more varied selection of cakes to our customers but, oh boy, have we had some failures.
The one that springs to mind first was the new brandy snap chef. We originally employed Absolu† Neó but he was so insistent that we used Stella in the snaps instead of brandy that we got rid of him fast. He was told in no uncertain terms that he was not cutting up any female in our bakery, for any reason, whatsoever!
We then employed Monkey_With_Attitude to come up with a fabulous banana fudge cake but monkey_man was having none of that competition malarkey, seniority and all that, so we let him go as well.
Next we employed Stryke (oh this isn’t obvious at all!) but every time someone shouted his name everyone downed tools and shot off to the pub before we could say “No, we meant – oh never mind, mines a pint”. We had to let him go when we were quietly informed that some people were shouting his name out, even if they didn’t need him. Shocking!
Our most outstanding success was the employment of Lil Ginge as a replacement for Black Glove in the manufacture of the gingerbread men. Mindst it was a very rocky start. She insisted that people had had enough of gingerbread men and kept making gingerbread girls complete with something she called ‘Pinko’ as she insisted that everyone should try him, I mean it.
We have also employed:
Little Miss DW, obviously in the tart section.