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"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?"

Having legs that work.

Having legs that work.

How about winning gold in the olimpics for weight lifting dropping the wieghts on the on your feet and winning the gold for wheelchair racing in the paraolimpics.
Good eh?

Nice joke blank.

Bit abusive, but what the hey. LOL.

I wish it were mine, it's brilliant.

Heh I must admit it that made me laugh. What kind of guy if I didn't attempt to return the favour heh:D

Q) Where would you find a dog with no legs?


A) Where you left it.

Q) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


A) Nothing you've told her twice already.


*disclaimer* The jokes above do not express the view points of the poster

"My dog has no nose"
"How does it smell?"
"It doesn't, it has no nose"

I just made that up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Hey man, stop being so oppressive, if the chicken wants to cross the road it can cross the road..."

hmmm
Turn around and touch the ground 12 times and you become a SEX GOD!
ITS MAGIC!














































You stupid idiot you still believe in magic.

Kyle Katan wrote:
> You stupid idiot you still believe in magic.


Yup, either that or my mouse has a scroll wheel...

Blank wrote:
> Kyle Katan wrote:
> You stupid idiot you still believe in magic.
>
>
> Yup, either that or my mouse has a scroll wheel...

Oh get the stupid people out of the joke why dont you. :>)