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I'm not impressed at all. I love these sort of programmes, but why they send C-List celebrities out to do these documentaries is beyond me. They just spend the whole time whinging about how they haven't got clean sheets on their bed, or how they can't have freshly squeezed orange juice and a newspaper in the morning. I'd jump at the chance to do something like this, yet they see it as some sort of chore.
Then there was Ross Kemp who they sent to Alaska for survival training. Whinge Whinge sodding whinge. Oooh I'm a bit cold, ooooh there are bears near the camp, oooooh I'm hungry. What did you expect you moron, it's not called 'Ross Kemp spends a week in a luxury hotel' is it? What a waste of money, get someone who knows what they're talking about, and who doesn't fill their pants when a ferret runs past.
Then there was Ross Kemp who they sent to Alaska for survival training. Whinge Whinge sodding whinge. Oooh I'm a bit cold, ooooh there are bears near the camp, oooooh I'm hungry. What did you expect you moron, it's not called 'Ross Kemp spends a week in a luxury hotel' is it? What a waste of money, get someone who knows what they're talking about, and who doesn't fill their pants when a ferret runs past.
Agreed.
As much as I like his impressions, I don't see the point to sending him out there.
I mean, if you're going to do that, send someone out there who's a professional, and who knows what they're talking about.
Otherwise, it's basically a programme where you point, while drooling and saying "Look at the pwitty rhinos mummy!!"
Whereas with someone who knows about them, you learn something. Ok, the things you learn may be pointless, but still.
As much as I like his impressions, I don't see the point to sending him out there.
I mean, if you're going to do that, send someone out there who's a professional, and who knows what they're talking about.
Otherwise, it's basically a programme where you point, while drooling and saying "Look at the pwitty rhinos mummy!!"
Whereas with someone who knows about them, you learn something. Ok, the things you learn may be pointless, but still.
I'm not impressed at all. I love these sort of programmes, but why they send C-List celebrities out to do these documentaries is beyond me. They just spend the whole time whinging about how they haven't got clean sheets on their bed, or how they can't have freshly squeezed orange juice and a newspaper in the morning. I'd jump at the chance to do something like this, yet they see it as some sort of chore.
Then there was Ross Kemp who they sent to Alaska for survival training. Whinge Whinge sodding whinge. Oooh I'm a bit cold, ooooh there are bears near the camp, oooooh I'm hungry. What did you expect you moron, it's not called 'Ross Kemp spends a week in a luxury hotel' is it? What a waste of money, get someone who knows what they're talking about, and who doesn't fill their pants when a ferret runs past.
Then there was Ross Kemp who they sent to Alaska for survival training. Whinge Whinge sodding whinge. Oooh I'm a bit cold, ooooh there are bears near the camp, oooooh I'm hungry. What did you expect you moron, it's not called 'Ross Kemp spends a week in a luxury hotel' is it? What a waste of money, get someone who knows what they're talking about, and who doesn't fill their pants when a ferret runs past.