I didn't really know the evening shift people, but they all know me because I train people and answer queries/issue guidance, so I got talking to them and we all got hammered. Straight away the cheeky from the evening shift came and sat next to me and we bantered on all night, we even got on the karaoke and MURDERED "I never had a dream come true" by S Club 7 (if that song could actually get any worse, we managed it).
Unfortunately this made her stalkers unhappy, especially when we were necking on in the club later on in the night. One of them was following her around like a lost puppy and started shouting at her when he saw us together, luckily his mate was there to drag him away (not that I would've hit him or anything, I'm WAY too soft for that).
We got a taxi back to mine, somehow from the taxi to my house I managed to lose my wallet (definitely had it in the taxi since I remember looking through it for notes, so I reckon that's where I left it). I don't remember which taxi company it was, I've rang a couple and they said nothing's been turned in, just gotta keep trying I guess, already cancelled all my cards though (I was sure I'd find it in my pocket as soon as I did that).
The cheeky's stalkers kept ringing her this morning, bloomin' annoying. Funnily enough I was in the exact same situation four years ago with another girl from the evening shift. I showed up out of the blue, went out with her, and her evening shift stalkers didn't appreciate it. To be fair I'm usually on their side of the fence, but very occasionally I get the girl everyone wants (she's the third girl from evening shift, all three had stalkers who hated me for it).
So yeah, hungover, no wallet, no cash, parents not back until Monday night so can't borrow money from them for travel and food. And cheeky was with my best mate a couple of months ago, and although he gave his blessing for me to try my luck because he knew I liked her before he did I still feel a bit weird, gonna have to tell him on Monday, and answer a thousand questions from the lads about what happened. Oh, and need to get checked out because I didn't wear my socks with her... Dirt.
Had a message from the local police station when I got in, saying they have some of my property.
I'd imagine it's my wallet (knowing my luck it'll be something I left behind somewhere on purpose, or it's a trick to bring me in and arrest me ala The Simpsons) but I have no idea what will be left in it if it is. Even if it's been looted and is totally empty it still saves me buying a new one I guess.
> Then he can go back to being Papa Mojo again. I dunno, at least
> he's not doing naughty things down back alleys anymore.
Unfortunately I've never done anything down any back alleys (yet).
Papa MoJo will live forever! (with his uzi 9mm)
> Short version:
> I got laid.
Yes but that wouldn't up my word count the way my message did.
> Short version:
> I got laid.
Reading between the lines....I think you're spot on Alfonse...a regular Casanova :-D
I got laid.