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"Strange people phoning me!"

FURY!

For the past couple of days I keep getting phonecalls to my mobile asking if I'd like to buy a chair for my wedding (!) ... after saying 'no' and that I'd prefer to have a toaster, they said that it would cost £10,000 pounds.

Getting a sneaking suspicion that it may be one of my nieces.

Widge wrote:
> Getting a sneaking suspicion that it may be one of my nieces.

Sort her out "MY" way...actually don't...

ßulle††™ wrote:
> And there's no way to stop them!

just smash your phones face in, that'll stop them right nice like.

GasMask wrote:
> Widge wrote:
>
> For that amount of money, I'd expect it to take 5,000 slices and it
> to BUTTER and fully JAM my toast too. As well as make tea.
>
> Ha, thats worthless then. Nobody can eat 5,000 slices of fully laden
> toast without them going cold.
>
> So ha :oP

You've not seen me eat!

I don't get strange phonecalls, just a helluva lot of junk texts.

"Get great tones free! (texts cost £5)"

"You have won a holiday. Again!"

"You have a voicemail message, call 0870... (calls cost £5 a minute, minimum charge £36.50)"

And there's no way to stop them!

Widge wrote:

> For that amount of money, I'd expect it to take 5,000 slices and it
> to BUTTER and fully JAM my toast too. As well as make tea.

Ha, thats worthless then. Nobody can eat 5,000 slices of fully laden toast without them going cold.

So ha :oP

I wonder what item of household furniture I will be sold today? Perhaps a novelty Mickey Mouse phone for 1/4 of a million?

great idea H20

Just go along with it, then give them a fake cradit card.

Then when they think "yes, they fell for it" they will realise that you fooled them. Then they will be too embarresed to phone you back.

yeah sorry them calls were me

*whistles and looks sheepish*

!!!!!!!!!!!