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"Tryed it all at 76"

I'm 78 right....no, 76, right, and i took the wrong pills and got hammered stoned, and i found myself in a flying OAP scooter with ET on the front basket, right. He was sat in a 'Morrisons' bag. Then I decided to drive it on the pavement, like everyone else. Being the demented olg git i am, i drive my scooter as close to the kerb as i can, so that when I cross the junction to a cul-de-sac, instead of driving down the 'low' kerb, I drive it down the tallest kerb i can find - making my scooter tilt quite dangerously as it levels itself out. Then i do the same when i go UP the kerb, making my goods (including E.T) nearly leap out of the basket. Then i proceeded to run over some youth's toes.

I found myself 5.1 miles away from my home the next morning, sat in my scooter.

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Made me smirk. Well done, spoofing stupid posts is the way to go.

You kids and yer drugs.

It made me chuckle.

The pills turned out to be viagra, might I add...

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I gotta admit,I've never done that before....

I'm 78 right....no, 76, right, and i took the wrong pills and got hammered stoned, and i found myself in a flying OAP scooter with ET on the front basket, right. He was sat in a 'Morrisons' bag. Then I decided to drive it on the pavement, like everyone else. Being the demented olg git i am, i drive my scooter as close to the kerb as i can, so that when I cross the junction to a cul-de-sac, instead of driving down the 'low' kerb, I drive it down the tallest kerb i can find - making my scooter tilt quite dangerously as it levels itself out. Then i do the same when i go UP the kerb, making my goods (including E.T) nearly leap out of the basket. Then i proceeded to run over some youth's toes.

I found myself 5.1 miles away from my home the next morning, sat in my scooter.

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