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Ok, the following peice is a script for a play (minus the Italics and bolds i'm afraid)
Now I've got to present it tonight at 5:40pm, so between now and then, if you can think of any extra to add, that re funny, and not retarded, then post 2 lines before your part and the 2 lines after it.
Now I know some of you are talented and creative, I would apreciate your help, and for others this is a chance to show everyone what you are capable of, so here it is...
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Scene opens – Cast of Alota Chocolata enter. (Jamie enters with Georgina) Paul enters with Emily, but they are not together.
Jamie: Oh hey guys, its been so long, how are you all?
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: Not bad not bad? Yourselves?
Georgina: O we’re fine.
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: All set for the big day?
Jamie: O yes, we’re very excited.
Georgina reveals a VERY LARGE (oversized) ring with a big “stone”(literally a stone) in it
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: Would you look at the size of that rock!?
Jamie: O its nothing really
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: So, tell me about the wedding plans
Jamie and Paul continue to speak as they all of cast take seats around table
Cast of Hot Money enter men on one side, women on the other. There is a clear disliking between the male characters and the females.
Sam: Ladies
Andy: Gents
The pair snigger
Vicky: O how very mature you two aren’t
Claire: You haven’t changed a bit
Sam: Lets just get this over with, I’ll collect my award and we can go
Vicky: You!? An award!?
Claire: I’d like to see that
Andy: Just you wait, by the time this evening finished, I’ll have an award
Vicky: you have as much chance of winning an award as I have turning common
The four take there seats
Cast of who was that lady… enter
Rich: Hello nice to see some of you not so thrilled about seeing others
Rhody: So you done much work since the film
Rich: Bits here and there nothing much but of course I have been on a break
Steph: Oh so it’s not cause you have had no offers and your talent less.
Rich: No, that weould be Cheryl’s problem
Cheryl: Oi!? I’ll have you know I’ve just signed a contract to do a series of commercials with Yes car credit!
Ben: Could I ask you all to stop bickering?
Cheryl: Yes, you could.
Ben: Come on, we’re all professional’s and Steph here, lets be civilised!
Steph: Shut up!
New girl (Voice Over): Would the casts please take there’s seats for act ooooonnnnnneeeeeee Mwha!
Now I've got to present it tonight at 5:40pm, so between now and then, if you can think of any extra to add, that re funny, and not retarded, then post 2 lines before your part and the 2 lines after it.
Now I know some of you are talented and creative, I would apreciate your help, and for others this is a chance to show everyone what you are capable of, so here it is...
****
Scene opens – Cast of Alota Chocolata enter. (Jamie enters with Georgina) Paul enters with Emily, but they are not together.
Jamie: Oh hey guys, its been so long, how are you all?
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: Not bad not bad? Yourselves?
Georgina: O we’re fine.
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: All set for the big day?
Jamie: O yes, we’re very excited.
Georgina reveals a VERY LARGE (oversized) ring with a big “stone”(literally a stone) in it
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: Would you look at the size of that rock!?
Jamie: O its nothing really
Emily goes to speak…
Paul: So, tell me about the wedding plans
Jamie and Paul continue to speak as they all of cast take seats around table
Cast of Hot Money enter men on one side, women on the other. There is a clear disliking between the male characters and the females.
Sam: Ladies
Andy:
The pair snigger
Vicky: O how very mature you two aren’t
Claire: You haven’t changed a bit
Sam: Lets just get this over with, I’ll collect my award and we can go
Vicky:
Claire: I’d like to see that
Andy: Just you wait, by the time this evening finished, I’ll have an award
Vicky: you have as much chance of winning an award as I have turning common
The four take there seats
Cast of who was that lady… enter
Rich: Hello nice to see some of you not so thrilled about seeing others
Rhody: So you done much work since the film
Rich: Bits here and there nothing much but of course I have been on a break
Steph: Oh so it’s not cause you have had no offers and your talent less.
Rich: No, that weould be Cheryl’s problem
Cheryl: Oi!? I’ll have you know I’ve just signed a contract to do a series of commercials with Yes car credit!
Ben: Could I ask you all to stop bickering?
Cheryl: Yes, you could.
Ben: Come on, we’re all professional’s and Steph here, lets be civilised!
Steph: Shut up!
New girl (Voice Over): Would the casts please take there’s seats for act ooooonnnnnneeeeeee
Everyone is seated. Enter Hannah and Rachel. Everyone cheers.
Rachel: Ladies and Gentlemen…
Hannah: Welcome to the annual live Brentwood awards for outstanding performance in the categories of live and motion theatre 2004!
Cheers.
Rachel: And so, lets remind you of tonight’s nominations, Nominee number one: Hot Money, this motion picture was based around the aftermath of a robbery set in the Grimshaw manor
Hannah: Nominee number two was based on a story of separated lovers and their chocolate, rated a “must see” by the Sun its Alota Chocolata!
Rachel: And nominee number three was the story of two steamy love affairs and one provocative porter, its non other than Who was that lady I saw you with last night!
Cheers!
At this point new girl walks out, she climbs up to the podium, she is about to whisper to Rachel when she spots the audience and camera’s, she hesitantly waves, then focusing on a point(as if she can see herself in a TV monitor), moves her arm around, Hannah is watching curiously
Rachel: What do you want?!
New girl whispers in her ear, Rachels face drops. She turns to face Hannah who was begun moving her arm as New girl did
Rachel: Excuse me lady and gentlemen a mix up has concurred so we would want all guests to stay seated, we will quickly sort some differences out, thank you
You egit how could you loose the envelope you absolute doughnut.
New girl: It weren’t my faultI didn’t mean to loose it I didn’t know they serve free drinks at these things.
Rachel: They don’t…
New girl:Oh dear.
Hannah: What’s she lost?
Rachel: The envelope
Hannah: What envelope?
Rachel: The one with the results in it!
Hannah: What are we gonna do!?
Rachel: I don’t know, I need a moment to think
Rachel: Would you stop that!?
Rachel: I’ve got it!
New Girl: Hmm, it seems to be going around, OK! Nurse I need the TCP and some forceps!
Rachel: No, I know what we can do!
Hannah: Well?
Rachel: The envelope is around here somewhere right? Well, we just need to split up and look for it.
New girl: Jinkies! It could be anywhere in this room!
Hannah: Then I suggest we start looking now!
New girl: Walks off banging into people as she goes off to look for envelope
Rachel: O! And be discrete, if anyone finds out about this we’ll all be fired!
Hannah: How many has she had? What an embarrassment
Rachel: She’s always like that, earlier she was telling me jokes
Hannah: Oh yeah?
Rachel: She said what was pink and hard,
Hannah: O yea
Rachel: a pig with a flick knife
Hannah: O.
Rachel: Ok, I’m gonna go check backstage, you check over there (indicates the direction near Hot Money casts table)
Hannah: Ok
Hannah:Hi there, hope your enjoying your evening, enjoying yourselves? Great, I love what you’ve done with your hair! What a nice suit! Sorry for the delay we should be getting started soon, ok see you later!
She walks back to podium
New girl in this time has constructed and Uber straw. She lifts the straw and navigates it slowly towards the cast of Who was that lady… all through this her face should be of the deepest concentration. Once it reaches the table, she pokes about abit, before hitting Roddy in the eye. He does not see the straw as it drops to the ground.
Roddy: Ow! What the hell was that?!
Rich: I feel that, that filthy human has constructed a meachanism in which enables her to reach a further 2 metres than she already could
Roddy: Oh good
Steph: What is she up to?
Cheryl: I haven’t a clue but whatever its doing it should be stopped it could have someone’s eye out
Steph: Well as long as it’s not mine, but she can go ahead and poke Richards out
Jamie: What is all the commotion about and what is that peasant girl doing
Paul: Well I’m not sure what do you think Georgina?
Rachel Rushes back on, she meets up with Hannah on the podium
Rachel: no sign of it back there!
Roddy: OWWW! My eye! I can’t see! I’m blind!
Georgine: Roddy darling, are you ok!?
Jamie: Whats the meaning of this?!
Georgina: The weddings off, I love Roddy, not you!
Sam: Ahh gutted!
Andy: Yea! Fool!
Claire: Shut up you two!
Vicky: He’s probably devastated!
Sam: O yea?
Emily stands up on a table, Everyone goes completely silent and looks at her.
Paul: Emily’s right! We need to stop this madness!
Emily: FOR GODS SAKE PAUL, I’LL KILL YOU!
Everyone resumes argument. New girl finds envelope in pocket, walks to very front of stage and opens it, she turns it round to audience, it reads “Fin”
BLACKOUT
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So, there you have it, add what you will, I'd be interested to see. Thanks.
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Be sure to wear a wig for the part, or better still, use hers.
Bless.
I thought I might get lil ginge to play Sam, and I'd play Claire...
So any ideas who's going to play the parts of Sam ad Claire?
It went ok, the first three acts are MUCH better, this was hurried and written this afternoon.
Still, its all going ahead and only time shall tell how well it will go.
Still, its all going ahead and only time shall tell how well it will go.
Yeah obviously. So how did it go?
For the record, most of you are useless!
40 minutes left people!
The scientist wrote:
> Please shorten and I might read it.
O, Of course.
Once upon a time there was a lazy, annoying idiot with no creativity, he was you.
> Please shorten and I might read it.
O, Of course.
Once upon a time there was a lazy, annoying idiot with no creativity, he was you.
I was gonna say.. Let the girl speak! But she already did ;)
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