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"Yo ho ho, and really bad eggs"
Talk about pirates now, ant-like minions.
Talk about pirates now, ant-like minions.
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There was once a happy little chappy called Timmy. Every Saturday little Timmy would push himself in his homemade wheelchair around his local Asda. It was like his treat for being a good boy. One seemingly normal Saturday, Timmy wheeled himself to his favourite supermarket. Just as he reached the fresh fish counters he heard a yell.
"Aggggggghhh"
Timmy rotated himself to face where the noise was coming from.
"Oh No!" Squeaked little Timmy. To Timmy's suprise, there behind the cheese section was Wally Walrus and Hitler the Hippo - Timmy's best friends, strangling Sammy the Squirrel 'til she went blue and dropped to the floor, unconcious. Timmy, slightly disturbed by this, tried to grab a makeshift weapon. The nearest thing was a pack of 6 munch bunch yogurts, but his did not faze him. He opened all of the lids with his deformed hands and threw them into the eyes of his ex-friends.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrggg-gurgle-argggggggggg!" The store echoed with a piercing scream that came from Wally and Hitler's mouths as the yogurt burned their eyes. While they were slowing dying, ol' Timster grabbed Sally and motored his way out of the store, and onto the carpark.
Then Timmey found out that Sally had already died, so he burnt the body and hid in Superdrug
The End
.....There you go, a nice bed-time story. Remember the morale of the story is not to go to Asda. It's an EVIL place.
"Aggggggghhh"
Timmy rotated himself to face where the noise was coming from.
"Oh No!" Squeaked little Timmy. To Timmy's suprise, there behind the cheese section was Wally Walrus and Hitler the Hippo - Timmy's best friends, strangling Sammy the Squirrel 'til she went blue and dropped to the floor, unconcious. Timmy, slightly disturbed by this, tried to grab a makeshift weapon. The nearest thing was a pack of 6 munch bunch yogurts, but his did not faze him. He opened all of the lids with his deformed hands and threw them into the eyes of his ex-friends.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrggg-gurgle-argggggggggg!" The store echoed with a piercing scream that came from Wally and Hitler's mouths as the yogurt burned their eyes. While they were slowing dying, ol' Timster grabbed Sally and motored his way out of the store, and onto the carpark.
Then Timmey found out that Sally had already died, so he burnt the body and hid in Superdrug
The End
.....There you go, a nice bed-time story. Remember the morale of the story is not to go to Asda. It's an EVIL place.
Nasty.
Timmargh wrote:
> Harry the hedgehog?
That involves a big truck...
> Harry the hedgehog?
That involves a big truck...
Harry the hedgehog?
Flopsy the rabbit didn't have any food in the winter, but Sammy the squirel did, do you think he should give her the beans? Well out of the goodness of Sammy's heart he did and they were very happy together. The moral of the story is never be selfish or greedy because it makes you unpopular with the lady squirels.
He dies too.
I was hoping for one about Sammy the squirrel ...
Is there any other kind?
Timmargh wrote:
> Read me a story?
Once upon a time, there was a little kid called Tim, he was a happy boy, then one day...HE DIED!
The end.
> Read me a story?
Once upon a time, there was a little kid called Tim, he was a happy boy, then one day...HE DIED!
The end.
About Pirates?
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