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Why some men think that they will score by leaning out of their white rusty vans with a vest dripping with sweat that has not been washed and is doused with oil stains... beeping their horns and going 'aye aye love!'
These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!
Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.
What am i getting at???
It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect
BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....
baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.
I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???
These are the usual subjects of either twenty or so year old builders or overweight middle aged men that beep as they pass anything with breasts!
Or, the teenagers in their done up scummy little nova's that drive like the bat out of hell till they catch sight of some 'talent' in which they slow down so you cannot hear them as they creep up wind down the windows check you out from the front and obviously the back then raise there fingers of what you have been scored out of ten!
What makes me giggle is the ones that have to 'black out their windows' because they are so unforgivably ugly they toot and scream at you with the safety that you wont go 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwww' in their faces and laugh in their expense.
What am i getting at???
It happens all of the time - usually in the summer when I dont help myself as I am obviously not covered up like the raj's wife - sp this I can understand and should expect
BUT last night all I did was walk the tiny 3 minute walk from my house over the pedestrian crossing and down to the garage to top up my phone and low and behold it happens....
baring in mnd I am little, I have a big puffa jacket as my long 'coat' would get saturated. My hands are deep inside my pockets and my legs are going at it like no tomorrow to make haste to the shops as I am dripping - A man slows up on a busy road actually WINDS DOWN HIS WINDOW in the RAIN, checks me out - even though I am soaked and wolf whistles and winks at me.... This man was not in a blacked out little scummy nova, nor a stolen white van OH NO this type of man was a 'business man' n his twenties in a beemer on his OWN.
I was shocked because this proves they come on all shapes and sizes I would just love an explanation lads why do 'some' men do it???
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The drunken Terd wrote:
> Just like my friend
QUE!?
whaaaaat??? No comprendé
> Just like my friend
QUE!?
whaaaaat??? No comprendé
Lil Ginge wrote:
> Black hole wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> can I make the reference that your name is black hole again at this
> point :P:P:P
>
> Hmm and your point on my name?, why don't you like my name!
>
> I DO!
>
> I am only kidding because I was being rude and immature in suggesting
> your name also had a homosexual relevance after you told the joke!
>
> Dont shoot me
Im not gonna shooy you, I was only playin!
> Black hole wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> can I make the reference that your name is black hole again at this
> point :P:P:P
>
> Hmm and your point on my name?, why don't you like my name!
>
> I DO!
>
> I am only kidding because I was being rude and immature in suggesting
> your name also had a homosexual relevance after you told the joke!
>
> Dont shoot me
Im not gonna shooy you, I was only playin!
Just like my friend
*slaps with wet kipper..... or was it*
Laters on coppa
Laters on coppa
I'm off out now, so, smell ya later.
Well actually I'd rather not...fish and all that.
Well actually I'd rather not...fish and all that.
O thats awful english awful!
ewwwwwww
ewwwwwww
HA HA HA!
Um ive tried talking - i was in more a state of shock and wanting to know what was up really...
but heck he is a man - do men talk?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
whats an essex girl's form of protection?
Bus shelter
ba boom *ting*
Um ive tried talking - i was in more a state of shock and wanting to know what was up really...
but heck he is a man - do men talk?
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
whats an essex girl's form of protection?
Bus shelter
ba boom *ting*
Jim and Sarah had been happily married for 20 years, and had enjoyed a fairly good sex life, or so Jim thought anyway. Sarah on the other had was a little self-conscious about the fact that they only ever made love with the lights off. After 20 years of marriage she thought this was ridicules, and so set to doing something about it.
Rather then talking to her husband she decided the best plan of action was to wait until he was really getting into it, when she thought he was far enough along that he wouldn’t notice if she suddenly turned into Peter Kay, let alone turned on a little light.
So, later that evening, when she and Jim were in bed she made her amorous intentions known, and they got to it. After a few minutes when she thought he was to involved to be able to stop, she flicked the lights on…and was horrified at what she saw. She had always thought her husband was rather well endowed, but now the truth was staring her in the face…Jim, was in fact not at all well endowed, but was actually using a rather large d*ldo. Now seeing as how Sarah had thought her husband was fairly big, it dawned on her that he had obviously been doing this all along.
Outraged, Sarah demanded an explanation. Jim replied, “I will explain to you about the d*ldo, if you can explain our three children to me.”
Rather then talking to her husband she decided the best plan of action was to wait until he was really getting into it, when she thought he was far enough along that he wouldn’t notice if she suddenly turned into Peter Kay, let alone turned on a little light.
So, later that evening, when she and Jim were in bed she made her amorous intentions known, and they got to it. After a few minutes when she thought he was to involved to be able to stop, she flicked the lights on…and was horrified at what she saw. She had always thought her husband was rather well endowed, but now the truth was staring her in the face…Jim, was in fact not at all well endowed, but was actually using a rather large d*ldo. Now seeing as how Sarah had thought her husband was fairly big, it dawned on her that he had obviously been doing this all along.
Outraged, Sarah demanded an explanation. Jim replied, “I will explain to you about the d*ldo, if you can explain our three children to me.”
What's the difference between a walrus and an essex girl?
One has a moustache and stinks of fish, the other one lives in the sea.
One has a moustache and stinks of fish, the other one lives in the sea.
Lil Ginge wrote:
> You are the first category with a hint of shy
True, I’m a delicate flower.
> And I dnt know what I done to him i just wanna make it better.. he
> may be upset for a completely different reason which means the world
> doesnt actually revolve around me...
Talk to him maybe?
> Time will tell. Meanwhile say something funny. An essex girl joke?
I've told you the one about the car-crash, yes?
> You are the first category with a hint of shy
True, I’m a delicate flower.
> And I dnt know what I done to him i just wanna make it better.. he
> may be upset for a completely different reason which means the world
> doesnt actually revolve around me...
Talk to him maybe?
> Time will tell. Meanwhile say something funny. An essex girl joke?
I've told you the one about the car-crash, yes?
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