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most of mine will be from father ted,so ill start this off
*a closeup of toy plastic cows
TED:ok,one last time.these are small and the ones out there are far away
FECK OFF!
its not big and its not clever but it is funny
Bender: "Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
Zapp: "I am the man with no name - Zapp Brannigan, at your service."
Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas."
"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"
:D
> David Brent : Oh I'm sorry, I'm waiting for a blind date and I was
> worried you were it.
:D
Kryten: It's an orrrr, an orrrrrrrrr. *Breath* It's an orrrr. Oh it's no use sir, I just can't do it.
Lister: It's easy. It's an orange.
Kryten: It's an orrrr, an orrrr. It's an orrrr. It's a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden.
Genius.
Doesn't work well written, but the way it's done is quality.
LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out.
RIMMER: I can't let you out.
LISTER: Why not?
RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
CAT: Could we see him?
RIMMER: See who?
CAT: The King.
RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet?
LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater.
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.
LISTER: What's W.O.O?
CAT: You had to ask.
RIMMER: With ... out ... oxygen. No oxygen for 2 hours. That will teach you to be bread baskets.
Lister: "Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning."
Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "
most of mine will be from father ted,so ill start this off
*a closeup of toy plastic cows
TED:ok,one last time.these are small and the ones out there are far away