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"A lifelong promise I've made to my girlfriend"

To never get manboobs. Christ almighty, I saw a man on TV with them today, and it was just the most unpleasent experience. They were full-on saggy t*ts. That ain't natural, and I got down on my knee there and then and made a vow never to end up like that. F**k, my mind! My eyes!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Would you love him if he put some muscle on too?

He has muscle.. But I love him the way he is. His dad looks like something that come from a nice town in Austria yet is currently the governor of california.. REALLY!

And I do not like it its too much yet sammy seems to think I deserve some beast of a man that could crunch animals with his little finger. I like him way he is - though he has been working out and i liking the new hardness around yee pecks area...

mmmmmmmmmmmm *rings up sam*

Would you love him if he put some muscle on too?

Man boobs = saggy protruding affairs.

If they were firm, they'd just be pecs.

When looking at the topic of manboobs we have to be careful

For people categorise manboobs differently

Now are they either ---> 'Saggy breasticles that make me feel inadequate'

OR

Are they 'Purt and firm muscle around the chest area?'

Because one is very different from the other - I'd still love my boyfriend if he got fat and saggy :S

But heck the latter isnt bad either :) HOORAH FOR BOOBIES¬!!

So if she ditches you, you'll let the shirt potatoes flourish?

Darling wrote:
> I saw my ex today...he has manboobs now! ha ha i'm glad i got out when
> i could!

Did he leavew the room for food?

I saw my ex today...he has manboobs now! ha ha i'm glad i got out when i could!

"Jurassic Pork"

I'd like to go on holiday to that island. I'm quite the ornothologist you see.

Theres an island!??!

It'd be like Jurassic Park, only instead of Dinosaurs eating the tourists...


Oh dear
*Shakes head*
I'm sorry, I really am.