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Sat 17/01/04 at 21:34
Regular
"Proffesional Eejit."
Posts: 1,631
This gets me. Bad.

Stupid prats who go into a topic, read up to "newbies are often[insert insult]", miss the subtle joke, scroll down the screen at the speed of light, jerking their hand away from their scrolly button as it bursts into flame, and post something sharp and whitty like:

"hey man not all noobies are stupid lol!1!"

or

"who do u fink u r man? u cant say that blah blah blah"

or something even better along the lines of

"u regulars r always putin us newbs down cuz were noo"

or

"evre1 was a newbie/noob 1 day lol1!"

Every one of them proving the original regulars point beyond their own ability.

This tribute is for all 'u' morons.

*tributes*

Thank you please.
Sat 17/01/04 at 21:34
Regular
"Proffesional Eejit."
Posts: 1,631
This gets me. Bad.

Stupid prats who go into a topic, read up to "newbies are often[insert insult]", miss the subtle joke, scroll down the screen at the speed of light, jerking their hand away from their scrolly button as it bursts into flame, and post something sharp and whitty like:

"hey man not all noobies are stupid lol!1!"

or

"who do u fink u r man? u cant say that blah blah blah"

or something even better along the lines of

"u regulars r always putin us newbs down cuz were noo"

or

"evre1 was a newbie/noob 1 day lol1!"

Every one of them proving the original regulars point beyond their own ability.

This tribute is for all 'u' morons.

*tributes*

Thank you please.
Sat 17/01/04 at 21:36
Regular
Posts: 5,848
Wow, you have mastered the language of the amoebas...I mean Newbies.
Sat 17/01/04 at 21:40
Regular
"Proffesional Eejit."
Posts: 1,631
Ameboes, Newbies, they're both fine examples of unicellar life forms.
Sat 17/01/04 at 21:41
Regular
Posts: 5,848
Now, now.....don't insult other (more intelligent) unicellar lifeforms. Why should they pay for the Newbies incompetence?
Sun 18/01/04 at 09:59
Regular
"WhaleOilBeefHooked"
Posts: 12,425
The solution that many regulars came up with was to have a giant poking stick that could be inserted into the newbie's brain then you can do what you want from there.
Sun 18/01/04 at 10:10
Regular
"Ye a know"
Posts: 282
"hey man not all noobies are stupid lol!1!"
Sun 18/01/04 at 10:38
Regular
"WhaleOilBeefHooked"
Posts: 12,425
Get the poking stick...
Sun 18/01/04 at 10:51
Regular
"Me+Live= Sore Fists"
Posts: 804
Not all newbies are bad, most of them are.
Sun 18/01/04 at 11:15
"R.I.P Acestar"
Posts: 829
Silën† Thundêr ™ wrote:
> Get the poking stick...

get the what stick?!
and ill add:you were a noobie once, right?
Sun 18/01/04 at 11:16
Regular
"Hellfire Stoker"
Posts: 10,534
sim monkey man wrote:
> Silën† Thundêr ™ wrote:
> Get the poking stick...
>
> get the what stick?!
> and ill add:you were a noobie once, right?

We all were, but if you acvtually pay any attention, WE are actually sane and able to punctuate properly. It's just because there has been an overload of irritating newbies recently.

Now, were's my rusty pitchfork??

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