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Feel that life has lost all meaning?
Hit your self destruct button! No, messy wrist slitting or a rope that just wont take your weight. A simple button that just instantly zaps you with an internal death ray.
Of course you would have to have some kind of password protection, so that the school bully couldnt just take you out when you werent looking.
Hit your self destruct button! No, messy wrist slitting or a rope that just wont take your weight. A simple button that just instantly zaps you with an internal death ray.
Of course you would have to have some kind of password protection, so that the school bully couldnt just take you out when you werent looking.
You're one evil, evil hippie.
I reckon we should test these "zappers" on this monkey:
*places lab monkey on table*
"Here we go...3, 2, 1...what's that!!??"
*hides monkey under table*
"Da-da, it works! One fried monkey. Cookie, your turn next"
*watches and laughs as CM tries to zap himself*
*places lab monkey on table*
"Here we go...3, 2, 1...what's that!!??"
*hides monkey under table*
"Da-da, it works! One fried monkey. Cookie, your turn next"
*watches and laughs as CM tries to zap himself*
The button is a good idea in theory, but how would it work?
Where would its, "life zapping power", come from? It would have to be a reliable source, so I say...Microsoft.
Where would its, "life zapping power", come from? It would have to be a reliable source, so I say...Microsoft.
Interesting.
Did you know that if you Dad slept with his daughter, made her pregnant, and had you, she'd be your mum AND sister?
Same with brother and father. If the brother made the mum pregnant, and had you, he'd be your old man and you're annoying brother.
Interesting theories, non?
Did you know that if you Dad slept with his daughter, made her pregnant, and had you, she'd be your mum AND sister?
Same with brother and father. If the brother made the mum pregnant, and had you, he'd be your old man and you're annoying brother.
Interesting theories, non?
Feel that life has lost all meaning?
Hit your self destruct button! No, messy wrist slitting or a rope that just wont take your weight. A simple button that just instantly zaps you with an internal death ray.
Of course you would have to have some kind of password protection, so that the school bully couldnt just take you out when you werent looking.
Hit your self destruct button! No, messy wrist slitting or a rope that just wont take your weight. A simple button that just instantly zaps you with an internal death ray.
Of course you would have to have some kind of password protection, so that the school bully couldnt just take you out when you werent looking.