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A young couple were playing golf on a large golf course lined with mansions. The man lines up the ball on the tee and splices the ball at an angle sneding it through the window of one of the large houses. The young couple decide they better go inside and appoligise to the owner of the house.
So they approach the mansion and knock on the door, but nobody answers. They try the door and its open, so they venture inside. They go into the living room and see broken glass laying on the floor a smashed lamp and a man standing in the middle of the room. The couple begin to appoligise but the man interrupts, "Its ok, I'm a genie and I've been trapped in that lamp for 100 years and the golf ball broke me free."
"I can now grant three wishes" says the genie. The young couple think for a while and the man says, "I'd like one billion pounds" - "no problem" replies the genie" - "I want a villa in every country in the world" says the young woman - "Done, says the genie - but if you don't mind I'd like to use the last wish on myself".
The couple agree this is only fair. "For my wish" says the genie to the man "I would like to take your wife to bed." The couple talk about this for a while and decide that in return for all the money and houses, this would only be fair, so they agree.
The genie takes the young woman upstairs to the bedroom and they spend hours having rampant sex. Afterwards the genie lights a cigarette and asks the woman, "How old is your husband?", "32" she replies, "Why?" - The genie looks at her carefully and says "And he still beleives in genies?"
So they approach the mansion and knock on the door, but nobody answers. They try the door and its open, so they venture inside. They go into the living room and see broken glass laying on the floor a smashed lamp and a man standing in the middle of the room. The couple begin to appoligise but the man interrupts, "Its ok, I'm a genie and I've been trapped in that lamp for 100 years and the golf ball broke me free."
"I can now grant three wishes" says the genie. The young couple think for a while and the man says, "I'd like one billion pounds" - "no problem" replies the genie" - "I want a villa in every country in the world" says the young woman - "Done, says the genie - but if you don't mind I'd like to use the last wish on myself".
The couple agree this is only fair. "For my wish" says the genie to the man "I would like to take your wife to bed." The couple talk about this for a while and decide that in return for all the money and houses, this would only be fair, so they agree.
The genie takes the young woman upstairs to the bedroom and they spend hours having rampant sex. Afterwards the genie lights a cigarette and asks the woman, "How old is your husband?", "32" she replies, "Why?" - The genie looks at her carefully and says "And he still beleives in genies?"
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its sickening!
*hangs head in shame*
I didn't get it at first.
Funny though!
I didn't get it at first.
Funny though!
Paradox: wrote:
> Well, since you're more manly than me, I will back down.
Heh - smart move!
> Well, since you're more manly than me, I will back down.
Heh - smart move!
Ha ha
No man could ever have rampant sex for hours. It would have to be a female genie, or a genetically enhanced male.
A good joke, well better than the better ones.
But I just heard it for the first times.
A good one!
But I just heard it for the first times.
A good one!
Well, since I'd never heard it before, I thought it was quite funny, actually.... :)
It shows how simple-minded men can often be.
It shows how simple-minded men can often be.
Well, since you're more manly than me, I will back down.
Again.
Crap.
Crap.
Parasites
EVERYWHERE!
EVERYWHERE!
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