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Hello, my name is not important, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f*$#?*g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?" Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a load of bullsh*t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet. The point being? - If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p*ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way:
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM - NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?" Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a load of bullsh*t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to Australia by midget pilgrims on the First Fleet. The point being? - If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p*ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way:
NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM - NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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Go phi11ip, sock it to em!
Darling wrote:
> Thats well funny, i know someone who will also find it funny, do u
> still have that e-mail?
No - it was about 5 years ago!
> Thats well funny, i know someone who will also find it funny, do u
> still have that e-mail?
No - it was about 5 years ago!
The original post here is the cut-down (and slightly toned down) version of the original chain letter. I've forwarded the original a few times before now :)
I think the original is here:
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/denniestuff/funniesWISDOMS.html
I think the original is here:
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/denniestuff/funniesWISDOMS.html
Timmargh wrote:
> I got an email once (no, really) claiming to be from Coca-cola and it
> had an 'EXE' file attached. I opened it (after making sure my virus
> scanner was up to date) and a window appearing saying they wanted to
> reward me for my continued custom and loyalty. The final sentence
> read: "Click the 'OK' button below to receive your free cup
> holder". So I clicked it ... and my CD drawer opened.
>
> :^|
Thats well funny, i know someone who will also find it funny, do u still have that e-mail?
> I got an email once (no, really) claiming to be from Coca-cola and it
> had an 'EXE' file attached. I opened it (after making sure my virus
> scanner was up to date) and a window appearing saying they wanted to
> reward me for my continued custom and loyalty. The final sentence
> read: "Click the 'OK' button below to receive your free cup
> holder". So I clicked it ... and my CD drawer opened.
>
> :^|
Thats well funny, i know someone who will also find it funny, do u still have that e-mail?
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you
> fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think
> things like these work" etc.
>
> -------
>
> Did it also ask you your first pet's name? Because it said "And
> (whatever) is dead!"
>
> Funny, because my first pet is still with us, at the ripe old age of
> 16.
That's the one.
> Azul wrote:
> It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you
> fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think
> things like these work" etc.
>
> -------
>
> Did it also ask you your first pet's name? Because it said "And
> (whatever) is dead!"
>
> Funny, because my first pet is still with us, at the ripe old age of
> 16.
That's the one.
heh, I had that once Tim.
T'was enetertaining for 1/20th of a second it lasted.
T'was enetertaining for 1/20th of a second it lasted.
I got an email once (no, really) claiming to be from Coca-cola and it had an 'EXE' file attached. I opened it (after making sure my virus scanner was up to date) and a window appearing saying they wanted to reward me for my continued custom and loyalty. The final sentence read: "Click the 'OK' button below to receive your free cup holder". So I clicked it ... and my CD drawer opened.
:^|
:^|
Azul wrote:
It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think things like these work" etc.
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Did it also ask you your first pet's name? Because it said "And (whatever) is dead!"
Funny, because my first pet is still with us, at the ripe old age of 16.
It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think things like these work" etc.
-------
Did it also ask you your first pet's name? Because it said "And (whatever) is dead!"
Funny, because my first pet is still with us, at the ripe old age of 16.
That one was good.
I've had more than 50 of the forward this on or pay for hotmail ones. They really annoy me.
I've had more than 50 of the forward this on or pay for hotmail ones. They really annoy me.
I had one ages ago similar to that.
There was a link included, and it took you to a site where it asked you your name, then fav colour, then someone you fancy etc.
Then you clicked "OK", and it popped up in a dialog box saying stuff (can't remember now) based on what you entered, ie, It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think things like these work" etc.
It was great.
Then it said, "Pass this on to 96,000 people in 10 minutes, or you'll be sodomised by a rabid goat".
Excellent.
There was a link included, and it took you to a site where it asked you your name, then fav colour, then someone you fancy etc.
Then you clicked "OK", and it popped up in a dialog box saying stuff (can't remember now) based on what you entered, ie, It'd say "Sharon (the person you entered as the person you fancy) will never screw you, because you're too stupid to think things like these work" etc.
It was great.
Then it said, "Pass this on to 96,000 people in 10 minutes, or you'll be sodomised by a rabid goat".
Excellent.
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