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From now on ALL reviews that are written with painfully tacky lines of description that only make the writer look pompous and the reader want to barf will never win (if I can sway the Staff to my side). E.g. my review of Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers for Gamecube (thought it best not to pick on anyone else lol) I won a GAD for that review and every time I read it I cringe simply for the closing line "it's worth it's weight in mythril". GRRRR!!!#~!*~%!! And so on. Don't pretend like you all don't do it though! I see it everywhere and frankly I just want to slap the writers and say "Tell it as it is you fool!"...
In conclusion don't do it ok?
In conclusion don't do it ok?
*chisels some ice of the cold hearts of the SR staff for my drink* I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, what?
The thing is, those little catch phrases make the SR staff warm inside.
Lol I'm not clueless, you can't tell me you don't find it even the littlest bit annoying to constantly read these crappy little attempts at being witty in peoples reviews by commenting on the game using their oh so imaginative choice of words lol. As for your comment Paradox just get out...*gives him a harsh stare as if to suggest he should back away from the keyboard and leave the room*
Clueless...
"War, what is it good for, absolutely nothing? Well the people who sang that song were wron because for the next 28,93 characters I'm going to bum Medal of Honor Frontline..."
I am guilty of this - In my review of splinter cell for the xbox, I wrote :
"Ever wanted to join the SAS? Don't bother - get this instead."
meh
"Ever wanted to join the SAS? Don't bother - get this instead."
meh
i put "...it has more puzzles than a rubicks cube factory..." for my broken sword 3 review.
needless to say, it didn't win.
needless to say, it didn't win.
Shut up you cross-dressing ladyboy.
From now on ALL reviews that are written with painfully tacky lines of description that only make the writer look pompous and the reader want to barf will never win (if I can sway the Staff to my side). E.g. my review of Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers for Gamecube (thought it best not to pick on anyone else lol) I won a GAD for that review and every time I read it I cringe simply for the closing line "it's worth it's weight in mythril". GRRRR!!!#~!*~%!! And so on. Don't pretend like you all don't do it though! I see it everywhere and frankly I just want to slap the writers and say "Tell it as it is you fool!"...
In conclusion don't do it ok?
In conclusion don't do it ok?