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Thu 08/01/04 at 15:42
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_853567.html

So get this - he's suing a cable tele company because he, his wife, and his kids are "fat and lazy". He also blames them for his smoking and drinking problems. He then goes on to reveal that they were disconnected 4 years ago, but by some error still got cable, but weren't billed for it. I'm not up with the law, but isn't that stealing? And now he's complaining that he stole cable tele and sat there watching it so much that he got fat and ill...riiight. To top it off, he's demanding free internet access for life, so he can sit on his fat ass even more, but doesn't have to wait until after 9pm to watch porn. Probably. And that has *what* to do with television? Fat Americans suck. Scratch that - Americans suck (because they're all fat). Bah.
Thu 08/01/04 at 23:27
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i should add there are always exceptions to the rule
Thu 08/01/04 at 23:12
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ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> I don't hate americans, just their government, legal system, choice in
> 'entertainment', most of their 'celebrities', their over-zealous
> patriotism, and failure to recognise that the rest of the world does
> not revolve around them.

> add morally corrupt,full of cliches,sexist,ageist,racist,xenophobic,homophobic,war mongering,self obsessed and totally irresponsible.now what page is that american farmer asking why we dont like them on.
Thu 08/01/04 at 16:37
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That is hilariously ridiculous.
Thu 08/01/04 at 16:08
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I don't hate americans, just their government, legal system, choice in 'entertainment', most of their 'celebrities', their over-zealous patriotism, and failure to recognise that the rest of the world does not revolve around them.
Thu 08/01/04 at 15:45
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That really is brilliant.

Years ago my sister was nearly run over by an ambulance. Do you think I could sue the person the ambulance was going to for getting injured etc with the result that my sister got a bit of a fright? I mean er emotionally scarred.
Thu 08/01/04 at 15:45
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Funnily enough, when we let our Sky subscription run out (when we got Telewest) we still received the film and sports channels which they'd been giving us free (by accident) for years. We got them in 2000, it was the end of 2003, when they brought in the new viewing cards, that they finally stopped "giving" us them. Not bad.

Oh, and yeah - fat, stupid Americans are, well, stupid.
Thu 08/01/04 at 15:43
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HA!
Thu 08/01/04 at 15:42
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_853567.html

So get this - he's suing a cable tele company because he, his wife, and his kids are "fat and lazy". He also blames them for his smoking and drinking problems. He then goes on to reveal that they were disconnected 4 years ago, but by some error still got cable, but weren't billed for it. I'm not up with the law, but isn't that stealing? And now he's complaining that he stole cable tele and sat there watching it so much that he got fat and ill...riiight. To top it off, he's demanding free internet access for life, so he can sit on his fat ass even more, but doesn't have to wait until after 9pm to watch porn. Probably. And that has *what* to do with television? Fat Americans suck. Scratch that - Americans suck (because they're all fat). Bah.

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