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So, what do you do when an emergency, "state 0", call goes up from one of your colleagues who's involved in a fight outside a nightclub and you're sitting with your trousers round your ankles on the crapper?

English_Bloke wrote:
> I wiped as fast as I could, but by the time I got out of the bog,
> everyone was gone.
>
> I'm getting the pish taken at work a little for that one.

LMAO, well can you blaim them, i would say something really immature to make me feel good, like poo boy or something :D

Then pick on the new guy mercilessly, so the others except you. That's the way the world works...

Yeah, a newer person then me arrives in a few weeks, so I'm going to keep it stum until then.

English, you need to be the grey man. Don't give them anything to use against you. That includes being lippy.

Bad copper! Bad!

*hits with rolled up newspaper*

What I am known for at the moment is being the, “young lippy one”, not too good really. But I don’t know if I would prefer, “bog boy”.

You're gonna be known as bog man, or toilet boy or something for the rest of your career. Have fun!

Pretend your not there.

Sorting out brawls outside night clubs - I couldn't do it, unless I was armed with a big hosepipe.

Hmmm

Flush yourself down the toilet.