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Hi to everybody!
just made this humorous letter.
Hope you like it. Post more if you have!
"Dear Cobol,
The site of you increases the clock speed of my hert. You wear a dress with all the colours of an XGA display adapter, overlocking my eyes. When I first saw you in the first row of the second column of the 10X5 set of seats in the bus, I lost my control panel. I stopped communicating with my friend and my eyes were fixed with you. I was caught in the web of your beauty. I followed you to find out more about you but I crashed and had to reboot. My desktop is filled with icons of your love. I never had a bit of drink or a byte of my cookies from the time I cut and paste your image in my memory. My random access memory stops responding when your high resolution image flashes through it. My hard disk is filled with your data. I browsed through the library files in my office for your address but my search yielded no results. I could not contact you earlier because I came down under a viral attack. If possible, I would like to C you in the procedure division near the PrettyPark where a site is being developed, else I would like to place a call to your home. Please dont truncate my love. Do give me permanent access to your heart.
yours programmably,
Pentium 4"
Enjoy and Happy New Year!
Now off to reviewing my 50 games collecton (10 of them posted so far 1 gameaday won)
just made this humorous letter.
Hope you like it. Post more if you have!
"Dear Cobol,
The site of you increases the clock speed of my hert. You wear a dress with all the colours of an XGA display adapter, overlocking my eyes. When I first saw you in the first row of the second column of the 10X5 set of seats in the bus, I lost my control panel. I stopped communicating with my friend and my eyes were fixed with you. I was caught in the web of your beauty. I followed you to find out more about you but I crashed and had to reboot. My desktop is filled with icons of your love. I never had a bit of drink or a byte of my cookies from the time I cut and paste your image in my memory. My random access memory stops responding when your high resolution image flashes through it. My hard disk is filled with your data. I browsed through the library files in my office for your address but my search yielded no results. I could not contact you earlier because I came down under a viral attack. If possible, I would like to C you in the procedure division near the PrettyPark where a site is being developed, else I would like to place a call to your home. Please dont truncate my love. Do give me permanent access to your heart.
yours programmably,
Pentium 4"
Enjoy and Happy New Year!
Now off to reviewing my 50 games collecton (10 of them posted so far 1 gameaday won)
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Hi to everybody!
just made this humorous letter.
Hope you like it. Post more if you have!
"Dear Cobol,
The site of you increases the clock speed of my hert. You wear a dress with all the colours of an XGA display adapter, overlocking my eyes. When I first saw you in the first row of the second column of the 10X5 set of seats in the bus, I lost my control panel. I stopped communicating with my friend and my eyes were fixed with you. I was caught in the web of your beauty. I followed you to find out more about you but I crashed and had to reboot. My desktop is filled with icons of your love. I never had a bit of drink or a byte of my cookies from the time I cut and paste your image in my memory. My random access memory stops responding when your high resolution image flashes through it. My hard disk is filled with your data. I browsed through the library files in my office for your address but my search yielded no results. I could not contact you earlier because I came down under a viral attack. If possible, I would like to C you in the procedure division near the PrettyPark where a site is being developed, else I would like to place a call to your home. Please dont truncate my love. Do give me permanent access to your heart.
yours programmably,
Pentium 4"
Enjoy and Happy New Year!
Now off to reviewing my 50 games collecton (10 of them posted so far 1 gameaday won)
just made this humorous letter.
Hope you like it. Post more if you have!
"Dear Cobol,
The site of you increases the clock speed of my hert. You wear a dress with all the colours of an XGA display adapter, overlocking my eyes. When I first saw you in the first row of the second column of the 10X5 set of seats in the bus, I lost my control panel. I stopped communicating with my friend and my eyes were fixed with you. I was caught in the web of your beauty. I followed you to find out more about you but I crashed and had to reboot. My desktop is filled with icons of your love. I never had a bit of drink or a byte of my cookies from the time I cut and paste your image in my memory. My random access memory stops responding when your high resolution image flashes through it. My hard disk is filled with your data. I browsed through the library files in my office for your address but my search yielded no results. I could not contact you earlier because I came down under a viral attack. If possible, I would like to C you in the procedure division near the PrettyPark where a site is being developed, else I would like to place a call to your home. Please dont truncate my love. Do give me permanent access to your heart.
yours programmably,
Pentium 4"
Enjoy and Happy New Year!
Now off to reviewing my 50 games collecton (10 of them posted so far 1 gameaday won)
Yup.
Happy New Year! Its half-past midnight in India!
I'm not reading that. It looks boring.
Bwang.
Is IS boring.
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I'm definetly not reading it then.
Oh Lordy Lordy
Here's a proper geek joke, ripped off from the PC Gaming forum.
Source code leak for Duke Nukem 3D:
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