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Well i'm bored and its late, so I thought I'd start an official spurs are cack thread. Post any comments or jokes about how terrible they are here..... It always helps to cheer me up.
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That was just... Unreal!
First of all, there was Spurs - of all teams! - 3-0 up at half-time, having taken Man. City apart and left them, virtualy, out of the game!
And then, what do they go and do... They throw it all away by conceeding an incredible FOUR goals in the second-half, looking like a completely-different team that is now out of the FA Cup!
Jermain Defoe... What a great move you made, mate!
They may've been lacking a Kanouté upfront, but how can a running-riot one-minute change so-much, with the loss of only Christian Ziege - to ten-men, and all!?!?
Man. City did put-up a very good give-it-all-you've-got performance during the second 45-minutes (even without Anelka), so they do deserve credit for having played possible THE biggest FA Cup upset of the season. But, that doesn't explain why Spurs "went to sleep" after having been the better team by miles.
Was it cockiness? Did they think (like we all did, at the time) that nothing could possibly change for the second-half?? So, they decided to just sit-back and "wait"??
Just when I thought David Pleat was starting to do a good job, too! :P
First of all, there was Spurs - of all teams! - 3-0 up at half-time, having taken Man. City apart and left them, virtualy, out of the game!
And then, what do they go and do... They throw it all away by conceeding an incredible FOUR goals in the second-half, looking like a completely-different team that is now out of the FA Cup!
Jermain Defoe... What a great move you made, mate!
They may've been lacking a Kanouté upfront, but how can a running-riot one-minute change so-much, with the loss of only Christian Ziege - to ten-men, and all!?!?
Man. City did put-up a very good give-it-all-you've-got performance during the second 45-minutes (even without Anelka), so they do deserve credit for having played possible THE biggest FA Cup upset of the season. But, that doesn't explain why Spurs "went to sleep" after having been the better team by miles.
Was it cockiness? Did they think (like we all did, at the time) that nothing could possibly change for the second-half?? So, they decided to just sit-back and "wait"??
Just when I thought David Pleat was starting to do a good job, too! :P
Absolu† Neó wrote:
> Little Miss DW wrote:
> Some were crying. :cD
>
> Story of their life really...
I think it was a case of realising they were actually Spurs fans. I'd cry if I was one anyway. Instead, I support Wycombe...
... :c\ Yes, I cry a lot too...
> Little Miss DW wrote:
> Some were crying. :cD
>
> Story of their life really...
I think it was a case of realising they were actually Spurs fans. I'd cry if I was one anyway. Instead, I support Wycombe...
... :c\ Yes, I cry a lot too...
Little Miss DW wrote:
> Some were crying. :cD
Story of their life really...
> Some were crying. :cD
Story of their life really...
:cD
'Twas an entertaining match, just then.
See the Spurs fans afterwards. Some were crying. :cD
'Twas an entertaining match, just then.
See the Spurs fans afterwards. Some were crying. :cD
Heh :P
Sorry for the awful spelling, it's late and I'm tired:
George Graham goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Smith replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
What's the difference between David Ginola and God?
God doesn't think he's David Ginola
Jamie Redknapp walks into a pub.
The landlord says 'A pint of your usual, Jamie?'
Jamie replies 'No, just a half, then I'm off'
Just before the FA Cup Final between Arsenal and Tottenham, over rated French tosspot David Ginola loses his work permit because he can't do simple maths. Judas George Graham is distraught and calls the FA. "You can't just ship him out like that right before the Final, he's our only decent player, I demand you give him a chance to stay, I'll pay you." The FA decide that they'll give Spurs one last chance, but with a catch. The test will be given in middle of the pitch at Wembley just before kickoff, with every fan in the ground as a witness. If Ginola passes, he plays. If not, he's receives a red card and Spurs start with 10 men. On the day of the Final, the diabolical Spurs management takes out the FA rep assigned to administer the test and replace him with their own stooge. Moments before the kick, the bogus official and Ginola walk to a microphone set up on the pitch. The official asks, "David - what's 7 plus 4?" Ginola sweats for a minute, then answers "11". And 40,000 Tottenham fans jump to their feet and scream "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
George Graham goes into a building society to deposit some money. Whilst there, a robbery takes place, and he is knocked unconscious during the struggle. In a few minutes he comes round, but is still very confused. "What, er, how, er, where am I?" he mumbles.
"Relax. Your in the Nationwide" says a paramedic. Smith replies,
"Ahhh! You mean I've been asleep all season?"
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?".
I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
What's the difference between David Ginola and God?
God doesn't think he's David Ginola
Jamie Redknapp walks into a pub.
The landlord says 'A pint of your usual, Jamie?'
Jamie replies 'No, just a half, then I'm off'
Just before the FA Cup Final between Arsenal and Tottenham, over rated French tosspot David Ginola loses his work permit because he can't do simple maths. Judas George Graham is distraught and calls the FA. "You can't just ship him out like that right before the Final, he's our only decent player, I demand you give him a chance to stay, I'll pay you." The FA decide that they'll give Spurs one last chance, but with a catch. The test will be given in middle of the pitch at Wembley just before kickoff, with every fan in the ground as a witness. If Ginola passes, he plays. If not, he's receives a red card and Spurs start with 10 men. On the day of the Final, the diabolical Spurs management takes out the FA rep assigned to administer the test and replace him with their own stooge. Moments before the kick, the bogus official and Ginola walk to a microphone set up on the pitch. The official asks, "David - what's 7 plus 4?" Ginola sweats for a minute, then answers "11". And 40,000 Tottenham fans jump to their feet and scream "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Predictions for the 2003/2004 Premiership Season:
August: At White Hart Lane, Darren Anderton's season ends after being pole-axed by a stray crisp packet in the pre match warm-up. The falls off the stretcher incurring severe whiplash.
May: Sky Sports announces a late alteration to their line-up of pundits for the big mid-week game. Darren Anderton apologises and says he hopes to be fit for the next one.
Heh :P
August: At White Hart Lane, Darren Anderton's season ends after being pole-axed by a stray crisp packet in the pre match warm-up. The falls off the stretcher incurring severe whiplash.
May: Sky Sports announces a late alteration to their line-up of pundits for the big mid-week game. Darren Anderton apologises and says he hopes to be fit for the next one.
Heh :P
A man and his dog walks into a bar to watch the Spurs game on tv. When the whistle blows, and Spurs have just managed to hold Wolves to a draw, (somehow!!) his dog starts jumping around yapping. The man goes to the bar to order a drink.
"wow" says the barman "if he does this when spurs draw, what does he do when they win?"
"Dunno" replied the man "Only had him eleven months"
:-D
"wow" says the barman "if he does this when spurs draw, what does he do when they win?"
"Dunno" replied the man "Only had him eleven months"
:-D
Al...Relay seems to be a spurs fan. At this hour that amuses me. Why are people spurs fans. Oh well at least their commited to their club.
Q.How do you know when tottenham are losing?
A. Its 5 past 3.
Q.How do you know when tottenham are losing?
A. Its 5 past 3.
I am a Spurs fan. As my thread says: Spurs are $hit.
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