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The fear of accidentally wrapping a pube up with a present, or getting one tucked safely away under the sellotape? I do. The worst case scenario is getting one caught in a card, and your Granny opens it in front of your whole family, and the short and curly falls on a white rug for everyone to see. Cue obsessive unwrapping/wrapping of presents.
monkey_man wrote:
> Boxers won't save you, you'll need to wear some sort of incontinence
> nappy to keep them all in.
Lmfao
> Boxers won't save you, you'll need to wear some sort of incontinence
> nappy to keep them all in.
Lmfao
Jú§t Tinká wrote:
> Wear a sand paper condom for an hour or jump of your roof and land on
> a cactus.....-naked.
Ok that must suck big D0nkEY B@LL@$ (in other words, B@LL$)
> Wear a sand paper condom for an hour or jump of your roof and land on
> a cactus.....-naked.
Ok that must suck big D0nkEY B@LL@$ (in other words, B@LL$)
Wear a sand paper condom for an hour or jump of your roof and land on a cactus.....-naked.
Dude that's a really wierd fear in other words being really embaressed, I have way bigger fears of Spiders damn those things give me the $H!T'$, even a small one creeps me out. But the scariest one must be being buried alive.
Boxers won't save you, you'll need to wear some sort of incontinence nappy to keep them all in.
Well I didn't until now!
Next time I wrap up a present I'm going to have to wear two pairs of boxers. Damn you.
Next time I wrap up a present I'm going to have to wear two pairs of boxers. Damn you.
I think making love to a cheese grater is more fearful.....
The fear of accidentally wrapping a pube up with a present, or getting one tucked safely away under the sellotape? I do. The worst case scenario is getting one caught in a card, and your Granny opens it in front of your whole family, and the short and curly falls on a white rug for everyone to see. Cue obsessive unwrapping/wrapping of presents.