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"A first time today...."

But I quit in a game of monopoly.

Not because I was losing but because the othe rperson was cheating.

He landed on my Fleet street and owed me the money.

Rent is £18 so he gave me a twenty.

I didn't have two 1's and I wasn't giving him a five because I had too many tens.

So I give him a ten back, expecting £8 change. But no he didn't have it, so I tell him to get the banker to change it, which he should have.

But no, he refuses to and ten everyone else tells him to not give me the change, this, is my eyes, is cheating and therefore I walked out and quit.

Foreman wrote:
> It all depends on the luck of the dice.
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> Anything I land on I buy.

what even a drain cover what about a bus, i bet the driver isn't happy?

It all depends on the luck of the dice.
                                                                         
Anything I land on I buy.

Cubist wrote:

> Why don't you just go round with your truncheon

His love truncheon?

i cheat too!

i take money from the back, and steal red blocks and place them on park lane

for some reason dude I don't really care over a game of Monopoly.

English_Bloke wrote:
> I'll call the police.

Why don't you just go round with your truncheon

"it's your birthday... smash Rick over the face with the bank"
-"It doesn't say that!!"
-- "it does say that Rick"
-"In Biro, Mike, in BIRO!! over the top of the print..."

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English_Bloke wrote:
> I'll call the police.

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I can imagine.

"Hello?"
"Yes, I need the police."
"OK, here's what you do - stop talking to yourself on the phone, and go over there right now."
"OK, cheers."
"I said stop talking to yourself."

Dark Mark™ wrote:

> Who wants to touch me? :D

Ok, but the word 'Leprosy' was mentioned at my last physical examination ....