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Tony did you delete tonys topic?
Did I do weel or what, 30 posts in 40 seconds!
Did I do weel or what, 30 posts in 40 seconds!
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH"
"What fish?" the man asked.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH"
"What fish?" the man asked.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
Send us your jokes and funny texts so we can have a laugh
Humm... not quite...
I'm listening to the music watch theme at the moment... I wonder how something so simple can be so beautiful at the same time...
I'm listening to the music watch theme at the moment... I wonder how something so simple can be so beautiful at the same time...
I am the clint eastwood of the forum!
Like a Monty Norman in the wind... I wait for the moment to strike...
thanks for calling me a hero!
:P
its true, fast poster in the world thats me
:P
its true, fast poster in the world thats me
er-no
What a hero.
Thanks to your repetitive no-nonsense messages I was able to return from my trip to Norfolk and change Dan's topic heading.
And it only took me 45 seconds from your first repeat post!
I must be psychedelic (how do you spell that Grix?)
What a hero.
Thanks to your repetitive no-nonsense messages I was able to return from my trip to Norfolk and change Dan's topic heading.
And it only took me 45 seconds from your first repeat post!
I must be psychedelic (how do you spell that Grix?)
They got rid of Dan's topic anyway!
Hurrah!
Hurrah!
Tony did you delete tonys topic?
Did I do weel or what, 30 posts in 40 seconds!
Did I do weel or what, 30 posts in 40 seconds!