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Right, theres a fight about to start, but who are the contestants? Allow me to introduce them.....
In the red corner, weighing in at 37 Apple pies is Mr.Kipling. He's lean, mean and makes extremely good cakes.
In the blue corner, weighing in at 52 slices of Turkey ham iis Mr.Bernard Matthews. He packs a punch with his chicken drumstick-like hands.
*Ding* *Ding*.........the fights on!
who would you put a wager on?
In the red corner, weighing in at 37 Apple pies is Mr.Kipling. He's lean, mean and makes extremely good cakes.
In the blue corner, weighing in at 52 slices of Turkey ham iis Mr.Bernard Matthews. He packs a punch with his chicken drumstick-like hands.
*Ding* *Ding*.........the fights on!
who would you put a wager on?
Ber-Nard
Simply because he had an operation to turn himself into some sort of turkey ham.
Hrm...
Simply because he had an operation to turn himself into some sort of turkey ham.
Hrm...
i've just been watching the live coverage on ITV and i have to say theres some dirty fighting going on there. Bernard just stuck some turkey ham in Mr.Kiplings mouth and nostrils, rendering him unconcious, then he began to urinate over his body. Mr kipling has just got up and doesn't look happy.............
Ber-nurd, actually.
It's pronounced: "Bu-nard"
£5 says kipling takes the pi$$ out of the name "bernard"
thewisemonkey wrote:
> Its a hard decision because after 'that' incident involving a turkey,
> Bernard Matthew had to undergo an operation to make him into the
> ultimate meat product producer. He has now got the strength of 13
> turkeys.
What incident? What are you implying?
> Its a hard decision because after 'that' incident involving a turkey,
> Bernard Matthew had to undergo an operation to make him into the
> ultimate meat product producer. He has now got the strength of 13
> turkeys.
What incident? What are you implying?
Its a hard decision because after 'that' incident involving a turkey, Bernard Matthew had to undergo an operation to make him into the ultimate meat product producer. He has now got the strength of 13 turkeys.
Well firstly, Mr kipling does make "extremely" good cakes, he makes "exceedingly" good cakes.
Matthews, he's been built up by all the meat.
Matthews, he's been built up by all the meat.
kipling
he knows how to kill
he knows how to kill
Right, theres a fight about to start, but who are the contestants? Allow me to introduce them.....
In the red corner, weighing in at 37 Apple pies is Mr.Kipling. He's lean, mean and makes extremely good cakes.
In the blue corner, weighing in at 52 slices of Turkey ham iis Mr.Bernard Matthews. He packs a punch with his chicken drumstick-like hands.
*Ding* *Ding*.........the fights on!
who would you put a wager on?
In the red corner, weighing in at 37 Apple pies is Mr.Kipling. He's lean, mean and makes extremely good cakes.
In the blue corner, weighing in at 52 slices of Turkey ham iis Mr.Bernard Matthews. He packs a punch with his chicken drumstick-like hands.
*Ding* *Ding*.........the fights on!
who would you put a wager on?