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Technically, it was posted last month so not "of this week", but meh, I can do what I want.
ARJ :: Reviewed 25/11/2003
rise of the machines well well well great game one floor the shooting screens the word doom comes to mind but the game follows the film very wll the second level is the best it follows the movie the best,the grafix are awsom when i first started playing i thought it was the demo screen ha ha the guns are very powerful but use upthe amo very quicaly but you can find ammo on bodys all over the place my rating 7/10 must buy
I rate this product 7/10
Well.... One floor the shooting screens. Yes. Indeed.
The game follows the film. Despite not actually following the film, because it's set in the future.
The second level is the best, since it somehow manages to also follow the film, despite not following the film at all.
The "grafix" are "awsom" and he thought it was a demo screen. What does that MEAN, exactly?
He laughs.
Then he gives game tips, and says the guns use bullets. Wow. And he manages to spell quickly in an interesting manner. "quicaly" - just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
7/10 a must buy? What's 10 out of 10? Kill your family to get this game?
Ah, how we love mocking the less fortunate.
ARJ :: Reviewed 25/11/2003
rise of the machines well well well great game one floor the shooting screens the word doom comes to mind but the game follows the film very wll the second level is the best it follows the movie the best,the grafix are awsom when i first started playing i thought it was the demo screen ha ha the guns are very powerful but use upthe amo very quicaly but you can find ammo on bodys all over the place my rating 7/10 must buy
I rate this product 7/10
Well.... One floor the shooting screens. Yes. Indeed.
The game follows the film. Despite not actually following the film, because it's set in the future.
The second level is the best, since it somehow manages to also follow the film, despite not following the film at all.
The "grafix" are "awsom" and he thought it was a demo screen. What does that MEAN, exactly?
He laughs.
Then he gives game tips, and says the guns use bullets. Wow. And he manages to spell quickly in an interesting manner. "quicaly" - just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
7/10 a must buy? What's 10 out of 10? Kill your family to get this game?
Ah, how we love mocking the less fortunate.
"i would give it 9/10 just like lord of the rings which my mate jasper also got and he said that was really good too but thats for another time!!!!lol
9/10
I rate this product 10/10"
9/10
I rate this product 10/10"
Far be it from me to doubt the wise words of his friend "Jasper".
Brilliantly brilliant.
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Not my one, obviously. But 'tother.
"My mate jasper says it's good, even though he hasn't got the dagger yet."
Getting the dagger, by the way, is the first thing you ever do - about 2 minutes into the game.
My retard's better than yours.
Coming soon: **RETARD WARS**
Like Fightbox, only with redeeming features.
Not my one, obviously. But 'tother.
"My mate jasper says it's good, even though he hasn't got the dagger yet."
Getting the dagger, by the way, is the first thing you ever do - about 2 minutes into the game.
My retard's better than yours.
Coming soon: **RETARD WARS**
Like Fightbox, only with redeeming features.
My review was better then that. :cP
But SR deleted it. :c(
But SR deleted it. :c(
I praise you for the last line you typed.
*Praises*
*Praises*
Technically, it was posted last month so not "of this week", but meh, I can do what I want.
ARJ :: Reviewed 25/11/2003
rise of the machines well well well great game one floor the shooting screens the word doom comes to mind but the game follows the film very wll the second level is the best it follows the movie the best,the grafix are awsom when i first started playing i thought it was the demo screen ha ha the guns are very powerful but use upthe amo very quicaly but you can find ammo on bodys all over the place my rating 7/10 must buy
I rate this product 7/10
Well.... One floor the shooting screens. Yes. Indeed.
The game follows the film. Despite not actually following the film, because it's set in the future.
The second level is the best, since it somehow manages to also follow the film, despite not following the film at all.
The "grafix" are "awsom" and he thought it was a demo screen. What does that MEAN, exactly?
He laughs.
Then he gives game tips, and says the guns use bullets. Wow. And he manages to spell quickly in an interesting manner. "quicaly" - just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
7/10 a must buy? What's 10 out of 10? Kill your family to get this game?
Ah, how we love mocking the less fortunate.
ARJ :: Reviewed 25/11/2003
rise of the machines well well well great game one floor the shooting screens the word doom comes to mind but the game follows the film very wll the second level is the best it follows the movie the best,the grafix are awsom when i first started playing i thought it was the demo screen ha ha the guns are very powerful but use upthe amo very quicaly but you can find ammo on bodys all over the place my rating 7/10 must buy
I rate this product 7/10
Well.... One floor the shooting screens. Yes. Indeed.
The game follows the film. Despite not actually following the film, because it's set in the future.
The second level is the best, since it somehow manages to also follow the film, despite not following the film at all.
The "grafix" are "awsom" and he thought it was a demo screen. What does that MEAN, exactly?
He laughs.
Then he gives game tips, and says the guns use bullets. Wow. And he manages to spell quickly in an interesting manner. "quicaly" - just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
7/10 a must buy? What's 10 out of 10? Kill your family to get this game?
Ah, how we love mocking the less fortunate.