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Um... As strange as this is obviously going to sound, it seems to the Police over in Argentina are on the lookout for a missing PENIS, which, apparently, belongs to the `Hand of Gold´ Legend, Diego Maradona...!
Taken from `www.Football365.com´:
POLICE SEARCH FOR MARADONA'S MISSING PENIS
"Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis.
"The Daily Star Sunday says that the authorities are searching for the fake penis which was used by Maradona to beat drug tests when he was a player in Italy.
"In a ploy which may or may not have been inspired by the film 'Withnail And I', the plastic manhood was filled with 'clean' urine so that Maradona could pass the test.
"Alas, the fake penis, the size of which is unknown, has now gone missing after it was taken on a countrywide tour.
"After carefully choosing his words, a police source told the paper, "We're confident we can sniff it out. It's quite an unusual theft but I suppose it is valuable because of its former owner."
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So, you see, it isn't quite as "Bad" as you were all initially thinking it would be, after all!
Heh. Perhaps it is now a shame Rio Ferdinand wasn't aware of any such `tactics´ back at the end of September, eh (even though, there's still no guarrentee he actually TOOK any kind of `Drug´)!
Great timing for such a story, too. Perhaps Sepp Blatter and the Rio Ferdinand Disaster has something to do with this aswell?
...But what kind of man would want TWO penis' in his possesion, anyway??
Perhaps there's something `wrong´ with him...? I mean, what if your latest girlfriend (and I'm sure he had a few) were to find it, eh - what on Earth would they think?!!
Taken from `www.Football365.com´:
POLICE SEARCH FOR MARADONA'S MISSING PENIS
"Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis.
"The Daily Star Sunday says that the authorities are searching for the fake penis which was used by Maradona to beat drug tests when he was a player in Italy.
"In a ploy which may or may not have been inspired by the film 'Withnail And I', the plastic manhood was filled with 'clean' urine so that Maradona could pass the test.
"Alas, the fake penis, the size of which is unknown, has now gone missing after it was taken on a countrywide tour.
"After carefully choosing his words, a police source told the paper, "We're confident we can sniff it out. It's quite an unusual theft but I suppose it is valuable because of its former owner."
-----
So, you see, it isn't quite as "Bad" as you were all initially thinking it would be, after all!
Heh. Perhaps it is now a shame Rio Ferdinand wasn't aware of any such `tactics´ back at the end of September, eh (even though, there's still no guarrentee he actually TOOK any kind of `Drug´)!
Great timing for such a story, too. Perhaps Sepp Blatter and the Rio Ferdinand Disaster has something to do with this aswell?
...But what kind of man would want TWO penis' in his possesion, anyway??
Perhaps there's something `wrong´ with him...? I mean, what if your latest girlfriend (and I'm sure he had a few) were to find it, eh - what on Earth would they think?!!
Nothing suprises me when Diego is involved!
Looks like he's the best cheater in the world.
Fígó wrote:
> Genius.
>
> That is all.
Indeed. All of it.
> Genius.
>
> That is all.
Indeed. All of it.
Genius.
That is all.
That is all.
He probably got it so he could f**k two women at a time as well.
And that's a great way to get through a drugs test- a fake member. If the fake was large he could have impressed femle testers, which wouldn't have been a surprise at all.
If you've ever heard the song 'Maradona Handball', you'll know what I'm going on about even more.
And that's a great way to get through a drugs test- a fake member. If the fake was large he could have impressed femle testers, which wouldn't have been a surprise at all.
If you've ever heard the song 'Maradona Handball', you'll know what I'm going on about even more.
Even more kudos to the guy who beat England...
HA!
Um... As strange as this is obviously going to sound, it seems to the Police over in Argentina are on the lookout for a missing PENIS, which, apparently, belongs to the `Hand of Gold´ Legend, Diego Maradona...!
Taken from `www.Football365.com´:
POLICE SEARCH FOR MARADONA'S MISSING PENIS
"Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis.
"The Daily Star Sunday says that the authorities are searching for the fake penis which was used by Maradona to beat drug tests when he was a player in Italy.
"In a ploy which may or may not have been inspired by the film 'Withnail And I', the plastic manhood was filled with 'clean' urine so that Maradona could pass the test.
"Alas, the fake penis, the size of which is unknown, has now gone missing after it was taken on a countrywide tour.
"After carefully choosing his words, a police source told the paper, "We're confident we can sniff it out. It's quite an unusual theft but I suppose it is valuable because of its former owner."
-----
So, you see, it isn't quite as "Bad" as you were all initially thinking it would be, after all!
Heh. Perhaps it is now a shame Rio Ferdinand wasn't aware of any such `tactics´ back at the end of September, eh (even though, there's still no guarrentee he actually TOOK any kind of `Drug´)!
Great timing for such a story, too. Perhaps Sepp Blatter and the Rio Ferdinand Disaster has something to do with this aswell?
...But what kind of man would want TWO penis' in his possesion, anyway??
Perhaps there's something `wrong´ with him...? I mean, what if your latest girlfriend (and I'm sure he had a few) were to find it, eh - what on Earth would they think?!!
Taken from `www.Football365.com´:
POLICE SEARCH FOR MARADONA'S MISSING PENIS
"Argentine police are reportedly hunting for Diego Maradona's missing penis.
"The Daily Star Sunday says that the authorities are searching for the fake penis which was used by Maradona to beat drug tests when he was a player in Italy.
"In a ploy which may or may not have been inspired by the film 'Withnail And I', the plastic manhood was filled with 'clean' urine so that Maradona could pass the test.
"Alas, the fake penis, the size of which is unknown, has now gone missing after it was taken on a countrywide tour.
"After carefully choosing his words, a police source told the paper, "We're confident we can sniff it out. It's quite an unusual theft but I suppose it is valuable because of its former owner."
-----
So, you see, it isn't quite as "Bad" as you were all initially thinking it would be, after all!
Heh. Perhaps it is now a shame Rio Ferdinand wasn't aware of any such `tactics´ back at the end of September, eh (even though, there's still no guarrentee he actually TOOK any kind of `Drug´)!
Great timing for such a story, too. Perhaps Sepp Blatter and the Rio Ferdinand Disaster has something to do with this aswell?
...But what kind of man would want TWO penis' in his possesion, anyway??
Perhaps there's something `wrong´ with him...? I mean, what if your latest girlfriend (and I'm sure he had a few) were to find it, eh - what on Earth would they think?!!