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"Every Man's Best Friend"

They all so it's a dog.
Oh how wrong they are.
All hail the porn.
Huzzah!

And you're a woman if you spell it pr0n.

That's just blasphemus.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Pah. Only wusses say that.......

Erm, yeah! Only wusses! I've never said it ...

*looks sheepish*

Timmargh wrote:
> At least you're not saying the usual "Never again" ...

Pah. Only wusses say that.......

Pandaemonium wrote:
> *groan* no more booze for me until Xmas eve.

At least you're not saying the usual "Never again" ...

Timmargh wrote:
> The great thing is that when *I* get drunk no-one can tell - I can't
> walk or speak properly at anytime!
>
> And the best drink is half gin, half tonic/bitter lemon.

*groan* no more booze for me until Xmas eve.

I'm as rough as a badgers (badger, badger,badger,badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM) a'se this morning.

The great thing is that when *I* get drunk no-one can tell - I can't walk or speak properly at anytime!

And the best drink is half gin, half tonic/bitter lemon.

unknown kernel wrote:
> Try cocktails. I swear. You'll be an alcoholic in a week.

*laughs out loud!*

I like tiny bits of alcohol

Blank wrote:
> I hate alcohol. It tastes horrible. I'd literally rather lick a dog's
> hole.

Try cocktails. I swear. You'll be an alcoholic in a week.

Cats all the way.

Blank wrote:
> I hate alcohol. It tastes horrible. I'd literally rather lick a dog's
> hole.

dont put literally in that sentence. JUST DONT.