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ill start.....
once upon a time, there was once a little boy made of cheese and his name was Jeff. Jeff hated school and had no friends, until one day, as he was walking home from an uneventful day at school he heard a strange sound.
'wonk, wonk, wonk!'
"what on earth is that sound?" little cheese-boy, Jeff said
Then a bin fell over and a little cheese dog rolled out!
"I know, i'll call you Stinky!" Said Jeff, as he grabbed the skanky dog and ran home.
The next morning was the same old routine - go to school and be nibbled by the children (because his made of cheese(!)). In the afternoon, the teacher was handing out notes with work experience placements on them. Jeff was placed at a 'Cheese-Factory'. Jeff and Stinky had no idea what a cheese factory was but thought it might be a lot of fun!
Next day Jeff and Stinky walked to the factory and when they got there, they thought it was Willy Wonka's Chocalate Factory. Unfortunatly dogs (and cheese dogs) are not allowed inside, so Stinky had to stay out. Until a swarm of cheese eating crows pecked the little dog to death.
Jeff (unaware about his dog) had great fun using all the different machines, until one of the evil supervisors pushed him into a cheese slicing machine. He died. Then the pieces of his cheesy body were sent to his family who ate his remains with crackers and wine over the festive period. The end.
The moral of this story? Don't be a cheese boy who falls in a cheese slicing machine
once upon a time, there was once a little boy made of cheese and his name was Jeff. Jeff hated school and had no friends, until one day, as he was walking home from an uneventful day at school he heard a strange sound.
'wonk, wonk, wonk!'
"what on earth is that sound?" little cheese-boy, Jeff said
Then a bin fell over and a little cheese dog rolled out!
"I know, i'll call you Stinky!" Said Jeff, as he grabbed the skanky dog and ran home.
The next morning was the same old routine - go to school and be nibbled by the children (because his made of cheese(!)). In the afternoon, the teacher was handing out notes with work experience placements on them. Jeff was placed at a 'Cheese-Factory'. Jeff and Stinky had no idea what a cheese factory was but thought it might be a lot of fun!
Next day Jeff and Stinky walked to the factory and when they got there, they thought it was Willy Wonka's Chocalate Factory. Unfortunatly dogs (and cheese dogs) are not allowed inside, so Stinky had to stay out. Until a swarm of cheese eating crows pecked the little dog to death.
Jeff (unaware about his dog) had great fun using all the different machines, until one of the evil supervisors pushed him into a cheese slicing machine. He died. Then the pieces of his cheesy body were sent to his family who ate his remains with crackers and wine over the festive period. The end.
The moral of this story? Don't be a cheese boy who falls in a cheese slicing machine
BADGER
no!
theres no moral to it.
Example if i may...
bob was a lonely monkey. who played with his balls to much. Then they fell off. Then he was known as 'Bob the Ball-less'
Moral of the story: dont play with your knackers.
see, simple and imformative
lol
theres no moral to it.
Example if i may...
bob was a lonely monkey. who played with his balls to much. Then they fell off. Then he was known as 'Bob the Ball-less'
Moral of the story: dont play with your knackers.
see, simple and imformative
lol
Once Joe decided to get a car, so he got a car.
Now that is weird, come on I have to be the winnar!!!
Now that is weird, come on I have to be the winnar!!!
hah, i learn so much
genius.
ill start.....
once upon a time, there was once a little boy made of cheese and his name was Jeff. Jeff hated school and had no friends, until one day, as he was walking home from an uneventful day at school he heard a strange sound.
'wonk, wonk, wonk!'
"what on earth is that sound?" little cheese-boy, Jeff said
Then a bin fell over and a little cheese dog rolled out!
"I know, i'll call you Stinky!" Said Jeff, as he grabbed the skanky dog and ran home.
The next morning was the same old routine - go to school and be nibbled by the children (because his made of cheese(!)). In the afternoon, the teacher was handing out notes with work experience placements on them. Jeff was placed at a 'Cheese-Factory'. Jeff and Stinky had no idea what a cheese factory was but thought it might be a lot of fun!
Next day Jeff and Stinky walked to the factory and when they got there, they thought it was Willy Wonka's Chocalate Factory. Unfortunatly dogs (and cheese dogs) are not allowed inside, so Stinky had to stay out. Until a swarm of cheese eating crows pecked the little dog to death.
Jeff (unaware about his dog) had great fun using all the different machines, until one of the evil supervisors pushed him into a cheese slicing machine. He died. Then the pieces of his cheesy body were sent to his family who ate his remains with crackers and wine over the festive period. The end.
The moral of this story? Don't be a cheese boy who falls in a cheese slicing machine
once upon a time, there was once a little boy made of cheese and his name was Jeff. Jeff hated school and had no friends, until one day, as he was walking home from an uneventful day at school he heard a strange sound.
'wonk, wonk, wonk!'
"what on earth is that sound?" little cheese-boy, Jeff said
Then a bin fell over and a little cheese dog rolled out!
"I know, i'll call you Stinky!" Said Jeff, as he grabbed the skanky dog and ran home.
The next morning was the same old routine - go to school and be nibbled by the children (because his made of cheese(!)). In the afternoon, the teacher was handing out notes with work experience placements on them. Jeff was placed at a 'Cheese-Factory'. Jeff and Stinky had no idea what a cheese factory was but thought it might be a lot of fun!
Next day Jeff and Stinky walked to the factory and when they got there, they thought it was Willy Wonka's Chocalate Factory. Unfortunatly dogs (and cheese dogs) are not allowed inside, so Stinky had to stay out. Until a swarm of cheese eating crows pecked the little dog to death.
Jeff (unaware about his dog) had great fun using all the different machines, until one of the evil supervisors pushed him into a cheese slicing machine. He died. Then the pieces of his cheesy body were sent to his family who ate his remains with crackers and wine over the festive period. The end.
The moral of this story? Don't be a cheese boy who falls in a cheese slicing machine