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It says games on the gad win thing, but im sure ive seen someone claim a controller. BUT, are you allowed to claim some computer speakers if they are less than £50?
Does anyone know?
Does anyone know?
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thats not so funny
jim-hat is a genius
lol
ive also got another one..
dont you hate it when your walking down the highstreet and old people bump into you and then say "you should look where your going, me lado!2
drives me nuts.....until now!
all you do have to stop this nonsense is to buy my 'Pungji Pit 2000' by wisemonkey inc. with the sharpend hollow spikes, all you have to do is dig a pit infront of your target and put the bamboo spikes in it. Whoops! Granny fell into it and has been impaled!
ive also got another one..
dont you hate it when your walking down the highstreet and old people bump into you and then say "you should look where your going, me lado!2
drives me nuts.....until now!
all you do have to stop this nonsense is to buy my 'Pungji Pit 2000' by wisemonkey inc. with the sharpend hollow spikes, all you have to do is dig a pit infront of your target and put the bamboo spikes in it. Whoops! Granny fell into it and has been impaled!
heres one,
when the phone rings and you pick it up and find its your grandma asking for your dad, and you know its to ask if she can stay for christmas. Simply tell her that he has caught chicken pocks. Reminding the old hag of the days when chicken pocks was the main killer in britain she will regret phoning and hopefully slit her wrists.
when the phone rings and you pick it up and find its your grandma asking for your dad, and you know its to ask if she can stay for christmas. Simply tell her that he has caught chicken pocks. Reminding the old hag of the days when chicken pocks was the main killer in britain she will regret phoning and hopefully slit her wrists.
I just remembered another childhood classic.
When your Aunty comes a knocking on your door for some christmas dinner, what better way to say 'merry christmas' than a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL to the face?
Nothing.
That's what.
When your Aunty comes a knocking on your door for some christmas dinner, what better way to say 'merry christmas' than a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL to the face?
Nothing.
That's what.
as im in a festive mood, how about a jolly christmas joke to play on grandad when he comes to have a special christmas dinner round your place. It will be so much fun!
Heres what you do, kids!:
When Grandad is knocking at the door and your mummy lets him in, say hello to him and let him sit on his favourite chair, whilst he waits for daddy to lay the table in the other room. When daddy calls for everyone to go to the dinning room for xmas dinner,make sure everyones in the other room before grandad, so no one sees what your doing. Now kick him! Wasnt that fun! Now 'accidently' spill some rum on his unconscious body and flck a match on it....ooops his on fire! Just hide his corpse and return to the dinner table.
Heres what you do, kids!:
When Grandad is knocking at the door and your mummy lets him in, say hello to him and let him sit on his favourite chair, whilst he waits for daddy to lay the table in the other room. When daddy calls for everyone to go to the dinning room for xmas dinner,make sure everyones in the other room before grandad, so no one sees what your doing. Now kick him! Wasnt that fun! Now 'accidently' spill some rum on his unconscious body and flck a match on it....ooops his on fire! Just hide his corpse and return to the dinner table.
I've got a good joke - a practical joke.
Firstly, write somebody you love a christmas card, but, write the text really really small, almost unreadable.
Hand them the card (preferably on christmas day, it's up to you) and as they go to identify the letters on the card, strike a hammer to their head (NOTE:- other objects can be used, even knives) many times until they become unconscious.
During this time, drink lots and lots of water, and then pee all over his/ her crotch area, so it looks like they have pee'd themselves.
And when they wake up, they will be like "OH my GOD, I thought I got rid of these PROBLEMS, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN"
If they don't wake up, just make sure your fingerprints aren't on anything, ditch the instrument in a part or something, and move out of town for a week or two. (But remember to take pictures of the wet crotch, so at least you can show it to friends and family at the funeral.
Works every time.
Firstly, write somebody you love a christmas card, but, write the text really really small, almost unreadable.
Hand them the card (preferably on christmas day, it's up to you) and as they go to identify the letters on the card, strike a hammer to their head (NOTE:- other objects can be used, even knives) many times until they become unconscious.
During this time, drink lots and lots of water, and then pee all over his/ her crotch area, so it looks like they have pee'd themselves.
And when they wake up, they will be like "OH my GOD, I thought I got rid of these PROBLEMS, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN"
If they don't wake up, just make sure your fingerprints aren't on anything, ditch the instrument in a part or something, and move out of town for a week or two. (But remember to take pictures of the wet crotch, so at least you can show it to friends and family at the funeral.
Works every time.
Paradox wrote:
> OMG! ROTFLMOFO!!!!! HAHAH!
Subtlety works best
> OMG! ROTFLMOFO!!!!! HAHAH!
Subtlety works best
that 'joke' gets them everytime. Especially at funerals
OMG! ROTFLMOFO!!!!! HAHAH!
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