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"Tested like a lab-rat"

I do market research and I have been asked to test out some new chewing gum from Colgate, basically they pay me a few quid to see if the stuff kills me or not.

I got it in the post today in a white non-descript packet and nothing but a label saying "Colgate dental gum". So I gingerly opened it and began chewing a tab of the stuff, and it isn't bad. Apparently it cleans your teeth and stuff, so I dont have to venture to the bathroom to give them a brush. No sir.

If I aren't around for a long space of time then it probably killed me, and if that is the case then don't buy their damn gum. Otherwise, eat up.

of course it is - silly meh

oh, and i take it they are online surveys.

Paradox wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> hmmm - and what about the surveys - do you *points at paradox, A.K.A
> kyz* take part in them?
>
> yeah, they make up most of my earnings on the site. You get about 6 a
> month which usually equals about 6-8 pounds.


is that a month, or per-survey? anyway, what kind of surveys do they give you?

Can I have some? *Flushes Wrigleys down the toilet*

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> hmmm - and what about the surveys - do you *points at paradox, A.K.A
> kyz* take part in them?

yeah, they make up most of my earnings on the site. You get about 6 a month which usually equals about 6-8 pounds.

I know the word Ciao isnt German, the company is though im pretty sure.

Azul wrote:
> Paradox wrote:
> (Ciao is german I think)
>
> .....
>
> AAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, *Deep breath*,
> AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
>
> Oh dear God.
>
> Please don't tell me you just said that.

of course you DO know that he was saying the COMPANY was german...

Paradox wrote:
> I've had about £18 so far, it does take a long time to transfer
> because they do it from abroad (Ciao is german I think) but they do
> pay up.

I don't know about the company, but last time I checked Ciao was italian... pronounced CHOW (goodbye)

Paradox wrote:
> (Ciao is german I think)

.....

AAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, *Deep breath*, AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Oh dear God.

Please don't tell me you just said that.

Ciao suck åss*

*Yet to be confirmed, audio evidence sounds hopeful, video evidence pending.

This is gonna be some damn useful gum- my teeth are going a bit yellow.

How can I sign up to earn money from these sorta trials?