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Certificate: U
Maybe.. Or 12, or 15. Y'know.
Questions 4, 5 and 6 are stolen from http://www.wouldyourather.co.uk. *cries*
1. Would you rather: (and you *have* to pick just one of these)
a) have a girlfriend/boyfriend who's extremely sexy and good in the bedroom but embarrasses you in front of your friends everytime you see them with gory details of 'stuff'?
b) have a girlfriend/boyfriend who's very vain, doesn't care about you, has bad breath, smells funny, but works wonders in bed?
*if it's a girlfriend, she embarrasses you by giving off details about how you couldn't get an erection the night before along with a nasty disease down there.
*if it's a boyfriend, he embarrasses you by saying you have some strange infection in a very intimate place along with spotty boobies.
2. A person has just fainted, what are you more likey to do?
a) Run towards the victim at the speed of Superman and give the kiss of life.
b) Watch and be worried but wait for someone else to help the person.
c) Do nothing.
3. You find a wallet on the street, it's getting dark and noone is around, you open the wallet and count the money. There's £100.54p in it. There is also an ID card with the person's address on it. It belongs to the local policeman you see around often.
What do you do?
a) Take it. And spend it the next day on games/dvds/music/food, whatever you fancy.
b) Ponder the thought of taking it back just so you feel good of at least thinking about it, but keep it.
c) Take it back.
d) Put it back down where it was and skip off.
4. Would you rather
a) win £200 for yourself
b) win £2,000,000 for a charity of your choice?
5. Would you rather:
a) have the ability to fly
b) have the ability to be invisible?
6. Would you rather:
a) eat pizza (assuming you like it) with your parents' pubic hair's on
b) lose all feeling in your genitals for 7 months?
7. You're a superhero/superherione, what are your three special powers? And what is your superhero name?
8. Have you ever pretended to be the opposite sex on the internet, whether it's in a chatroom, on a forum, etc?
9. You are at a friend's party. His parents are away but are coming back tomorrow. Lots of people are there. You accidentely, somehow, start a fire, nobody sees you do it, so nobody knows who started it. They are eagar to find out because the sitting room has been burnt down.. luckily it got put out with a fire extinguisher before the whole house got burnt down. (doubtful, but hey!)
Do you:
a) Own up, confess everything. Apologise.
b) Own up, confess everything. Don't apologise.
c) Say, "It wasn't me!" or, "It wasn't me! It was him! I saw him do it!"
d) Throw a hissy and threaten to kill the person who did it just so it seems like you didn't do it.
e) You're half a mile down the road before they can even ask you.
10. Your friend has been put away in prison for a long, long time for something he/she didn't do. It was you who did the dirty work, but got away.
Do you confess and get your friend out of there?
11. T'is the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse. Then suddenly, you hear a huge thump on the roof. Then a sliding sound, then another thump, on the ground. You look out of your window and see a gigantic man dressed in red clothes, lying still on the ground. You leg it down the stairs and through the front door to find Santa Claus lying on your front lawn.
You:
a) say, "Santa, Santa, wake up! It's Christmas! Don't die on me maaaan.." in a cute, girly voice.
b) Kick him to see if he's alive. Still no movement.
c) Climb up to your roof and open all the presents in his sleigh.
d) Climb up to your roof and finish his job for him, dropping him off to the hosptial.
Ok, tired now. Goodnight. ;)
>
> a) have a girlfriend/boyfriend who's extremely sexy and good in the
> bedroom but embarrasses you in front of your friends everytime you
> see them with gory details of 'stuff'?
> 2. A person has just fainted, what are you more likey to do?
> a) Run towards the victim at the speed of Superman and give the kiss
> of life.
>
> 3. You find a wallet on the street, it's getting dark and noone is
> around, you open the wallet and count the money. There's
> £100.54p in it. There is also an ID card with the person's
> address on it. It belongs to the local policeman you see around
> often.
> What do you do?
> c) Take it back.
>
> 4. Would you rather
> a) win £200 for yourself
>
> 5. Would you rather:
> b) have the ability to be invisible?
>
> 6. Would you rather:
> b) lose all feeling in your genitals for 7 months?
>
> 7. You're a superhero/superherione, what are your three special
> powers? And what is your superhero name?
My powers are:
1. being able to read people's minds
2. being able to see a day into the future
3. being able to breathe underwater
My name would be Emerlad Girl (yes I'm lacking imagination today)
>
> 8. Have you ever pretended to be the opposite sex on the internet,
> whether it's in a chatroom, on a forum, etc?
Nope
>
> 9. You are at a friend's party. His parents are away but are coming
> back tomorrow. Lots of people are there. You accidentely, somehow,
> start a fire, nobody sees you do it, so nobody knows who started it.
> They are eagar to find out because the sitting room has been burnt
> down.. luckily it got put out with a fire extinguisher before the
> whole house got burnt down. (doubtful, but hey!)
> Do you:
> e) You're half a mile down the road before they can even ask you.
>
> 10. Your friend has been put away in prison for a long, long time for
> something he/she didn't do. It was you who did the dirty work, but
> got away.
> Do you confess and get your friend out of there?
Yes
>
> 11. T'is the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
> creature is stirring, not even a mouse. Then suddenly, you hear a
> huge thump on the roof. Then a sliding sound, then another thump, on
> the ground. You look out of your window and see a gigantic man
> dressed in red clothes, lying still on the ground. You leg it down
> the stairs and through the front door to find Santa Claus lying on
> your front lawn.
> You:
> d) Climb up to your roof and finish his job for him, dropping him off
> to the hosptial.
>
2. (c) Do nothing. Sad, but probably true.
3. (a) Spend, spend, spend.
4. (b) win £2,000,000 for a charity of my choice.
5. (a) Fly. I can't how I'd ever tire of flying.
6. (b) Genitals, you needs 'em.
7. Fistandantulas. Abilities: make anything appear; make anyone do what I want; fly.
8. Yes.
9. (e) Sprint!
10. Yes, I'd confess.
11. (x) Take pictures and sell them to The Daily Sport.
2.c some one else can be the hero, they propbably have some disease or something.
3)c. Give it back, he might let me of some crimes in the future, or will make a good character witness anyway!
4.B 200 makes no real difference to me in the long run, i'd just use it on a few nights out or some electronic thing that would go out of date in 2 years. 2 mill can do a lot of good.
5. A) invisibility would have its limitatios, although cool for stealth missions and perverted acts such as wandering into the womens uni cheerleading teams dressing room, flying would be useful and save me a lot of petrol.......
6.) a. Its a one time dodgy situation and as long as nobody found out would be worth it as no feling in your genitals would fail to impress,
7. immeasurable strength/speed with the obvious benefit of invincibility, irresistability, flight. (bet some gimp says the power to generate more powers....gimp) and i will be called.......... anything i bloody well want as i am invincible and women love me, Men may call be god, women could call me.......well we won't go into that.
8. No, unfortunately not....well only at weekends.......think i've said to much.
9. D. they gain nothing from my admission so they may as well benefit from my support.
10. no, do i look stupid.
11.a) i'd be quite impressed he existed, besides he'd probably give me any presents i want as a thank you, if he didn't i could just push him of the roof again next xmas
> Yep. Some more. Nooooo.........
>
> Certificate: U
> Maybe.. Or 12, or 15. Y'know.
>
> Questions 4, 5 and 6 are stolen from http://www.wouldyourather.co.uk.
> *cries*
>
> 1. Would you rather: (and you *have* to pick just one of these)
>
> a) have a girlfriend who's extremely sexy and good in the
> bedroom but embarrasses you in front of your friends everytime you
> see them with gory details of 'stuff'?
>
> 2. A person has just fainted, what are you more likey to do?
> a) Run towards the victim at the speed of Superman and give the kiss
> of life.
> 3. You find a wallet on the street, it's getting dark and noone is
> around, you open the wallet and count the money. There's
> £100.54p in it. There is also an ID card with the person's
> address on it. It belongs to the local policeman you see around
> often.
> What do you do?
> b) Ponder the thought of taking it back just so you feel good of at
> least thinking about it, but keep it.
>
> 4. Would you rather
> b) win £2,000,000 for a charity of your choice?
>
> 5. Would you rather:
> b) have the ability to be invisible?
>
> 6. Would you rather:
> b) lose all feeling in your genitals for 7 months?
>
> 7. You're a superhero/superherione, what are your three special
> powers? And what is your superhero name?
Lol, I'm not answering that.
>
> 8. Have you ever pretended to be the opposite sex on the internet,
> whether it's in a chatroom, on a forum, etc? Noooooo
>
> 9. You are at a friend's party. His parents are away but are coming
> back tomorrow. Lots of people are there. You accidentely, somehow,
> start a fire, nobody sees you do it, so nobody knows who started it.
> They are eagar to find out because the sitting room has been burnt
> down.. luckily it got put out with a fire extinguisher before the
> whole house got burnt down. (doubtful, but hey!)
> Do you:
> e) You're half a mile down the road before they can even ask you.
>
> 10. Your friend has been put away in prison for a long, long time for
> something he/she didn't do. It was you who did the dirty work, but
> got away.
> Do you confess and get your friend out of there?
Erm.... depends which friend it was...
>
> 11. T'is the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a
> creature is stirring, not even a mouse. Then suddenly, you hear a
> huge thump on the roof. Then a sliding sound, then another thump, on
> the ground. You look out of your window and see a gigantic man
> dressed in red clothes, lying still on the ground. You leg it down
> the stairs and through the front door to find Santa Claus lying on
> your front lawn.
> You:
> b) Kick him to see if he's alive. Still no movement.
Certificate: U
Maybe.. Or 12, or 15. Y'know.
Questions 4, 5 and 6 are stolen from http://www.wouldyourather.co.uk. *cries*
1. Would you rather: (and you *have* to pick just one of these)
a) have a girlfriend/boyfriend who's extremely sexy and good in the bedroom but embarrasses you in front of your friends everytime you see them with gory details of 'stuff'?
b) have a girlfriend/boyfriend who's very vain, doesn't care about you, has bad breath, smells funny, but works wonders in bed?
*if it's a girlfriend, she embarrasses you by giving off details about how you couldn't get an erection the night before along with a nasty disease down there.
*if it's a boyfriend, he embarrasses you by saying you have some strange infection in a very intimate place along with spotty boobies.
2. A person has just fainted, what are you more likey to do?
a) Run towards the victim at the speed of Superman and give the kiss of life.
b) Watch and be worried but wait for someone else to help the person.
c) Do nothing.
3. You find a wallet on the street, it's getting dark and noone is around, you open the wallet and count the money. There's £100.54p in it. There is also an ID card with the person's address on it. It belongs to the local policeman you see around often.
What do you do?
a) Take it. And spend it the next day on games/dvds/music/food, whatever you fancy.
b) Ponder the thought of taking it back just so you feel good of at least thinking about it, but keep it.
c) Take it back.
d) Put it back down where it was and skip off.
4. Would you rather
a) win £200 for yourself
b) win £2,000,000 for a charity of your choice?
5. Would you rather:
a) have the ability to fly
b) have the ability to be invisible?
6. Would you rather:
a) eat pizza (assuming you like it) with your parents' pubic hair's on
b) lose all feeling in your genitals for 7 months?
7. You're a superhero/superherione, what are your three special powers? And what is your superhero name?
8. Have you ever pretended to be the opposite sex on the internet, whether it's in a chatroom, on a forum, etc?
9. You are at a friend's party. His parents are away but are coming back tomorrow. Lots of people are there. You accidentely, somehow, start a fire, nobody sees you do it, so nobody knows who started it. They are eagar to find out because the sitting room has been burnt down.. luckily it got put out with a fire extinguisher before the whole house got burnt down. (doubtful, but hey!)
Do you:
a) Own up, confess everything. Apologise.
b) Own up, confess everything. Don't apologise.
c) Say, "It wasn't me!" or, "It wasn't me! It was him! I saw him do it!"
d) Throw a hissy and threaten to kill the person who did it just so it seems like you didn't do it.
e) You're half a mile down the road before they can even ask you.
10. Your friend has been put away in prison for a long, long time for something he/she didn't do. It was you who did the dirty work, but got away.
Do you confess and get your friend out of there?
11. T'is the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse. Then suddenly, you hear a huge thump on the roof. Then a sliding sound, then another thump, on the ground. You look out of your window and see a gigantic man dressed in red clothes, lying still on the ground. You leg it down the stairs and through the front door to find Santa Claus lying on your front lawn.
You:
a) say, "Santa, Santa, wake up! It's Christmas! Don't die on me maaaan.." in a cute, girly voice.
b) Kick him to see if he's alive. Still no movement.
c) Climb up to your roof and open all the presents in his sleigh.
d) Climb up to your roof and finish his job for him, dropping him off to the hosptial.
Ok, tired now. Goodnight. ;)