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“Hey y’all” Reaver begins with his traditional greeting, a little joke concerning Scott Hall…rumour has it the former nWo member found out about this recently, and wants a revenge match in the new year with our own Commissioner…well, you never know with SRW!
“All week people have been asking what sort of match I want with Anarchy. Suggestions have ranged from boring, to outlandish, to downright sick. A table match? Nah, we see too many of those. Triple Cage Ladder match? Interesting, but no…it’s not for me. And Jetster, it’s up to you if you wanna take part in a “first to s**t on the other guy’s head” match, but personally I wouldn’t advise it.”
“Y’see, as soon as Anarchy told me I could pick the match, I knew what I wanted. It’s a match we’ve seen rarely in SRW, but when it has been used, it’s produced some real blockbusters. People who have been watching SRW for it’s whole 3 year history will remember a certain SRW Title match that main evented a PPV…that was special, but hopefully my match with Anarchy (DW) will better it.”
“IRON MAN MATCH.”
The arena explodes, everyone knows that the Iron Man Match is Reaver’s speciality!
“Heh, it’s strange that, all my life I’ve been wrestling iron man matches, and yet this will be my first in SRW…I can’t wait. And I’m sure Anarchy (DW) can’t ever, the stupid son-of-a-b****!”
“I’ve spent too long listening to your crap Anarchy, at Spun Out it’s time to put up or shut up…I may be a favourite with all these great fans here now, but I haven’t changed my ways…at Spun Out you will be facing Reaver (Ant), and I don’t think you know exactly what that means. I am a former CAW World Champion and former double CAW Tag Team Champion…I am the leader of the most successful faction ever, hell, I’m the guy that almost retired The Cong Man!”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, “I’m keeping this short and sweet because I like to think actions speak louder than words Anarchy (DW)…compared to me, you’re a rookie. I don’t underestimate you, but unlike a lot of guys here I don’t overestimate you either…I’ve been here too long to fall for that, and at Spun Out my veteran stripes are gonna show through…coz no matter how strong you are, or how much training you put in…you will never be ready to face me.”
Wait, look, it’s Anarchy!! He’s come through the crowd with a steel chair, and he’s sneaking up on Reaver (Ant)! He swings the chair and REAVER DUCKS, AND THEN WITH A SWIFT KICK SENDS THE CHAIR CRASHING BACK INTO THE FACE OF ANARCHY!
Reaver (Ant) escapes the ring sneering, how the hell did he know he was there!? Was that Reaver’s veteran stripes showing through there!? For the first time in months, it looks like Reaver (Ant) might have Anarchy (DW)’s number…
But he’ll have to prove it at Spun Out, as the two stare each-other down, I wonder if even Reaver (Ant) will be able to go 60 minutes with one of the most powerful…and most deadly CAWs in SRW history.
“Oh!” Reaver speaks again! “Just one more thing…temporarily, I have handed my Commissioner duties to a certain someone, and this someone has decided that whoever loses the match…is suspended from SRW, indefinitely!”
What!?!? Reaver (Ant) leaves the arena, with everyone astounded! One of these guys will be suspended! And who the hell is our current Commissioner!?
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
Oh and Nice promo.
> Don't look at me, DW. It's the first I've heard of this new commish
> thing.
Was just kidding dude. ;c)
> Who is the new commish?
;c) I wonder...
It's one of them moments where I wish the swear filter wasn't there, so that I could just reply with "Holy Shít!" and that'll be it.
Like you said Reaver, actions speak louder then words. Anarchy's been quiet recently, just get in the ring, does his job and goes. He'll do the same at Spun Out. Get in the ring; destroy his nemesis and then leave.
Just out of interest; can I add my own stips to this match? Well, propose my own stips? Like, as well as the loser is suspended indefinatly?
Nice one Anttio.
Excellent work at hyping the match. Who is the new commish?
“Hey y’all” Reaver begins with his traditional greeting, a little joke concerning Scott Hall…rumour has it the former nWo member found out about this recently, and wants a revenge match in the new year with our own Commissioner…well, you never know with SRW!
“All week people have been asking what sort of match I want with Anarchy. Suggestions have ranged from boring, to outlandish, to downright sick. A table match? Nah, we see too many of those. Triple Cage Ladder match? Interesting, but no…it’s not for me. And Jetster, it’s up to you if you wanna take part in a “first to s**t on the other guy’s head” match, but personally I wouldn’t advise it.”
“Y’see, as soon as Anarchy told me I could pick the match, I knew what I wanted. It’s a match we’ve seen rarely in SRW, but when it has been used, it’s produced some real blockbusters. People who have been watching SRW for it’s whole 3 year history will remember a certain SRW Title match that main evented a PPV…that was special, but hopefully my match with Anarchy (DW) will better it.”
“IRON MAN MATCH.”
The arena explodes, everyone knows that the Iron Man Match is Reaver’s speciality!
“Heh, it’s strange that, all my life I’ve been wrestling iron man matches, and yet this will be my first in SRW…I can’t wait. And I’m sure Anarchy (DW) can’t ever, the stupid son-of-a-b****!”
“I’ve spent too long listening to your crap Anarchy, at Spun Out it’s time to put up or shut up…I may be a favourite with all these great fans here now, but I haven’t changed my ways…at Spun Out you will be facing Reaver (Ant), and I don’t think you know exactly what that means. I am a former CAW World Champion and former double CAW Tag Team Champion…I am the leader of the most successful faction ever, hell, I’m the guy that almost retired The Cong Man!”
Reaver (Ant) looks straight into the camera, “I’m keeping this short and sweet because I like to think actions speak louder than words Anarchy (DW)…compared to me, you’re a rookie. I don’t underestimate you, but unlike a lot of guys here I don’t overestimate you either…I’ve been here too long to fall for that, and at Spun Out my veteran stripes are gonna show through…coz no matter how strong you are, or how much training you put in…you will never be ready to face me.”
Wait, look, it’s Anarchy!! He’s come through the crowd with a steel chair, and he’s sneaking up on Reaver (Ant)! He swings the chair and REAVER DUCKS, AND THEN WITH A SWIFT KICK SENDS THE CHAIR CRASHING BACK INTO THE FACE OF ANARCHY!
Reaver (Ant) escapes the ring sneering, how the hell did he know he was there!? Was that Reaver’s veteran stripes showing through there!? For the first time in months, it looks like Reaver (Ant) might have Anarchy (DW)’s number…
But he’ll have to prove it at Spun Out, as the two stare each-other down, I wonder if even Reaver (Ant) will be able to go 60 minutes with one of the most powerful…and most deadly CAWs in SRW history.
“Oh!” Reaver speaks again! “Just one more thing…temporarily, I have handed my Commissioner duties to a certain someone, and this someone has decided that whoever loses the match…is suspended from SRW, indefinitely!”
What!?!? Reaver (Ant) leaves the arena, with everyone astounded! One of these guys will be suspended! And who the hell is our current Commissioner!?
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Thanks for reading, Ant.